COMMUNITY The Cookout (1M views)

[Rubato]

Make the thread yall, this is interesting but I don’t like Twitter

Half the shit on this site is Twitter you’ll be alright

 

[SneakDZA]

Some app where women want sperm donors. Can’t remember the name of it

Plenty of Jizz

 

[Inori]

Plenty of Jizz

 

[SneakDZA]

You googled that shit didn't you?

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Half the shit on this site is Twitter you’ll be alright

I mean post the tweets in a thread, I would go and go through the Twitter thread but it scares and confuses me

 

[SeaSnake]

So my daughter broke ankle yesterday at school. But when she went to the nurse the nurse said she was fine and took her to class. So her mom get home sees her ankle swole the fuck up and take her to doctor and they say it’s broke.

Rewind back to the school nurse now I know with a broke ankle a kid is gonna limp I never broke any bones but I think they gonna limp. Like did the nurse just eyeball her ankle and let her go. Like wtf. Wanted to take her to Busch Gardens.

 

[SeaSnake]

@DOS_patos are you vaccinated?

Lol nope

 

[Rubato]

I mean post the tweets in a thread, I would go and go through the Twitter thread but it scares and confuses me

Oh alright, well the part I did was already a lot of work so maybe someone else will lmao

 

[ZMaKEa]

My nephew asked me what was the craziest moment in my life.

Isaid, "When I met Michael Jackson and he asked me if I seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and if I had a Sega Genesis in a deep ass nigga voice."

 

[Chicity]

My nephew asked me what was the craziest moment in my life.

Isaid, "When I met Michael Jackson and he asked me if I seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and if I had a Sega Genesis in a deep ass nigga voice."

Did you?

 

[Bed$tuy🇭🇹]

 

[Bed$tuy🇭🇹]

 

[Duwop]

 

[ImaInfluenza]

The irony of that shirt, the situation, and no one caring

 

[ImaInfluenza]

Yo, this is crazy


And I know there’s folks out here that’s gonna buy it.

They already did this before, I’m pretty sure they did this 10 years ago..lol, its wild that someone is gonna pay that much for some shit that was done way better 10 years ago.

 

[Mister B. M. Ed.]

Fresh haircuts are therapeutic as hell. I stay falling asleep in the barber chair.

 

[Loch121]

Fuck it I'll take the racks

When I wake up tomorrow all of a sudden my neck ,back,and shoulders hurt

 

[Duwop]

Fresh haircuts are therapeutic as hell. I stay falling asleep in the barber chair.

Shit, I hold my head the fuck stil....

You nodding off, fuck around get your whole shit fucked up

 

[Agent_Ro]

Fresh haircuts are therapeutic as hell. I stay falling asleep in the barber chair.

I close my eyes when he uses the straight razor on my facial and whatever is left of my hair

 

[VIBE]

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The Titanic could have been different

they had life vests..they just froze to death. Being in the water wasnt the deal. They lacked life boats.