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Punctual And Organized said:
Nah, it’s understanding a unique dynamic.. I mean, ain’t like she can really hurt me. Professional sista, out in this white mans world. Tryna come up, having to be smart, calm, professional, correct, yada, yada, yada..ya mean..she come home, she tense, she hot, she heated. I ain’t done shit all day but fap and play video games or some shit. So ya mean, she walk in, talmbout the clothes ain’t washed or some shit, I go to make a excuse and she just snuff me. Ima eat that…ima ask her did that make her feel like a big woman..she gone snuff me again, then all her rage gone come out..she gone attack me like a cougar or a mountain lion…ima dodge and block them shits but never strike back..then when she just start pounded on me and damn near tears.

Ima grab her by the scruff of her neck but in the front, jam her up against the wall and tell her to take dem panties off and put them in my pocket..she gone feel the energy..she gone strip, ima fuck her in the laundry room, leave her spent, bring her some Roman noodles and a orange…den she gone pass out.

Ima go back in the den….play some fall out or Skyrim
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Lmaoooo. Yoooo. Real tears fam.

Post of the year
 
AZTG said:
Pulled up to get an instant oil change.

I was at bay 1, thet moved me to bay 3 saying it was the closest to being done. I move to bay 3, and since then bay 1 opened up and another mfer pulled in.

This mfer at bay 3 asking mad fucking questions. Smh
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So y’all niggas gonna make a thread about this too or naw?
 
King Freeman said:
He does that shit on purpose and it's sad. It's a trope. He might have shitty takes but he's not an idiot. That's just the role he's paid to play.
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smh. Come on bruh. He may embellish it from time to time. But its genuine and not a trope imo.

I never said he is an idiot nor do i think he is a idiot. He jus mispronounces and forgets names sumtimes.

Jesus christ, niggas cant jus lol n keep it movin no mo...everything gotta be a story.
 
Elzo69Renaissance said:
So y’all niggas gonna make a thread about this too or naw?
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Fuck it. Let’s just merge threads. Here, I’ll get it started…

Around my way Jiffy lube usually closes at 6. I can vividly remember pulling up to one of the bitches at 5:58am. I clocked the nigga working there as soon as I pulled in the parking lot, to see his reaction. He eyeballed me all through the parking lot until it became clear that I was going to jiffy lube and not somewhere else.

The look on that nigga face was priceless. If looks could kill! Then he said something to the other Nigga working there. Who then looks up and and seen me and his face dropped too.

I walked in that bitch like ‘Sorry fellas. I hate it had to be y’all!’.
 
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