You around her 24/7? when I'm not around mine, I'm single. Shit let me find out she flirting tho
Nah just had to help her pick up some furniture from her bro's house and it was a hour drive and I'm hungover.
Sitting down about to eat breakfast (Popeye's 3 piece)
Her on phone: "I'm here. Come down"
Me 1 and a half pieces in: "aight"
Her: "don't eat that in my car. How do you even eat that first thing it's so greasy."
Me: "..."
At bro's...
Her :"I don't like this coffee table"
Me: "then don't take it"
Her: "but I need one"
Me: "so take it"
Her: "but I don't like it it's ugly"
On the way back...
Her: "should I go this way?"
Me: "No. Go the other way"
Her: "My GPS says go this way"
Me: "so..."
Her: "oh my gps was stuck we were supposed to go the other way."
Me: "..."
her: "are you hungry?"
Me: "yeah."
Her: "I'll order something from Uber eats when we get back"
Me: "cool. What you trying to eat?"
Her: "I don't know you?"
Me: "has long as there's no dairy idgaf"
Her: "yeah I don't really feel like pizza anyway...
Popeye's? For some reason I feel like Popeye's"
Me:
This girlfriend shit so annoying. Shoulda kept my ass single.
