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i always got kicked out for making fun of the teachers stories.....

one time a teacher told a story about how a guy was smoking a cigarette in the airport and she thought from his appearance he would tip his ashes on the floor....but every time it got close, he got up and walked over to the ashtray....

my response "with all the things to do in the airport u watched a dude smoke a cigarette?"





another one was the same teacher telling a story about how she bit into a walnut shell in her walnut salad at a restaurant and it messed up her date nigh with her husband....she wrote a letter to the restaurant and got a free meal from the manager...and i was like "how bad was your date night that one walnut shell can destroy it?"
 
Coon said:
i always got kicked out for making fun of the teachers stories.....

one time a teacher told a story about how a guy was smoking a cigarette in the airport and she thought from his appearance he would tip his ashes on the floor....but every time it got close, he got up and walked over to the ashtray....

my response "with all the things to do in the airport u watched a dude smoke a cigarette?"





another one was the same teacher telling a story about how she bit into a walnut shell in her walnut salad at a restaurant and it messed up her date nigh with her husband....she wrote a letter to the restaurant and got a free meal from the manager...and i was like "how bad was your date night that one walnut shell can destroy it?"
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So you been an asshole since birth
 
in second grade i got sent to the office cuz i asked the librarian how can she work with books and not know how to read?


she mispronounced my name..... but i wasn't in the mood to give out passes
 
I got kicked out billions of times. Junior year I had got kicked out permanently and had to sit in the cafeteria for that class for the rest of the year.
 
the funny thing is that people from elementary & middle school follow me heavy on facebook and always talking about how i never changed
 
set off a stink bomb in class once.....

i actually got away with this one... but two of my homeboys got in trouble instead, cuz i was fairly slick with it.....

i couldn't take my boys getting in trouble for me, so i went to the office and turned myself in, and the principal let them off the hook.... but that shit ain't sit well with my other homeboy, so he told the principal he sold me the stink bomb so he should get in trouble too....

that was like the realest moment in the history of the world....i think i should make a post about it on facebook
 
IP360 said:
*was a good kid post*



Shiiiiieeettt. My azzz was not trying to get in trouble and face my mama. No ma'am. Nope.
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I was very afraid of my mama but I was good at getting out of getting my mama called.

I told one teacher I'll buy her some candy if she ain't call my mama. I knew it wasn't gonna work but hell that's all I could come up with at that moment. Do you know this lady said ok and ain't call her. I had candy for her the next day.
 
Ex of mine posted a pic of herself on IG looking gooderdanamuthafucka sheesh.

I may have to shoot my shot again but I know that won't end well but fuck it. Nothing ventured nothing gained
 
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