i always got kicked out for making fun of the teachers stories.....
one time a teacher told a story about how a guy was smoking a cigarette in the airport and she thought from his appearance he would tip his ashes on the floor....but every time it got close, he got up and walked over to the ashtray....
my response "with all the things to do in the airport u watched a dude smoke a cigarette?"
another one was the same teacher telling a story about how she bit into a walnut shell in her walnut salad at a restaurant and it messed up her date nigh with her husband....she wrote a letter to the restaurant and got a free meal from the manager...and i was like "how bad was your date night that one walnut shell can destroy it?"