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Did I tell yall about the time I hulled Discount Tire for 2 expensive ass tires?
They keep sending me tire rotation notification, they trying to set me up
 
Most of the niggas I grew up with still on dumb shit, so I've distanced myself. I check up on one of my niggas once every 1-2 weeks and his phone been going straight to voicemail the last 3 times I've called. That's normally a sign a nigga's locked up. I call the jailhouse this weekend and low and behold, this mf's locked up and won't be getting out anytime soon....

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I do that shit w/ my dad every few months......same shit....he's on a vacation rn

used to be the story for the bm but she disappeared
 
Goldie said:
Most of the niggas I grew up with still on dumb shit, so I've distanced myself. I check up on one of my niggas once every 1-2 weeks and his phone been going straight to voicemail the last 3 times I've called. That's normally a sign a nigga's locked up. I call the jailhouse this weekend and low and behold, this mf's locked up and won't be getting out anytime soon....

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Ever been around niggaz that get locked up so much they talk about lunch in jail like we talk about lunch in school?

First nigga

"Oh my nigga if you gone be locked up, get locked up on Monday. By Tues day you go be eligible for lunch and they be having them burgers that taste like barbeque'

Second nigga

"Yeeeeeahh, lol..man I remember I got locked up round 9 o clock and the niggaz had me in bookings, I was mad as fuck I wouldnt get lunch dog"
 
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thats usually when the other gets too lose with the words

some people can just roast and laugh and thats it but you know its always the guy that starts with the bitch this, pussy that....or starts digging in the past or into some personal shit.....no longer friendly at that point lol

exact same shit happened when we were kids.....slap boxing and playing was aaaallll gravy til you got hit in the lip lmao
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*loose with the words*




Elzo69Renaissance said:
fam wearing the same type of purpose i buys my women...he cant win a roast session
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*purse*





Goldie said:
Most of the niggas I grew up with still on dumb shit, so I've distanced myself. I check up on one of my niggas once every 1-2 weeks and his phone been going straight to voicemail the last 3 times I've called. That's normally a sign a nigga's locked up. I call the jailhouse this weekend and low and behold, this mf's locked up and won't be getting out anytime soon....

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*lo and behold*



OhMars said:
Did I tell yall about the time I hulled Discount Tire for 2 expensive ass tires?
They keep sending me tire rotation notification, they trying to set me up
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Hulled I think is a typo I just can't see what word it's supposed to be..could be wrong
 
313 Wayz said:
The amount of people online asking for help in finding their missing son or daughter is troubling .......sad situation and my heart hurts for them and their families
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Lol...you talking bout on Facebook..lol

Some chick posted that her man was missing and his side posted in the comments that he wit me
 
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what jail they got burgers in my nigga?
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forreal doe. Last time I was locked up we got baloney sandwiches.

(edit) except them days I spent in county. all I remember was trading my way to some muhfucka's Honey Bun he got from commissary.
 
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Fox Mulder said:
The jail on Leeds ave in Charleston..according to them niggaz tho

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I wouldn't know of such things
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I aint gone call you a lie, but them niggas aint eatin beef

no way......their whole goal is to house you and keep you alive w/ the bare minimum and save as much of those funds as possible

TDC state-wide gives them niggas pork scraps and potatoes....bet that shit comes off all the defective ass pigs too

in the parish here, every lil bullshit meal comes with a veggie (string beans, corn, carrots, whatever) but on Thurs or Fri they mix aaaallll the leftovers from the week together for a "medley" lmao

saddest shit I ever seen was "breakfast" tho.....nigga had a sheet of oatmeal if im lying im dying....you could pick up in one smooth peice and slap somebody with it
 
lol yea, over here u get oatmeal, a boiled egg and a small orange juice every mornin , @ 4am
 
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