Sympathy

[Duwop]

come on pops. I need the scoop

there used to be this fat chick.....i didn't really like her, but i knew she really liked me, and she would call me desperate as shit like


"Hey D, i just ordered a pizza, and picked up a 12 pack of beer, I have a half ounce of weed, all you gotta do is bring is bring your dick and a pack of blunts"


i be like
















;;;go to the store and get some blunts....i'm on my way

 

[Golden]

there used to be this fat chick.....i didn't really like her, but i knew she really liked me, and she would call me desperate as shit like


"Hey D, i just ordered a pizza, and picked up a 12 pack of beer, I have a half ounce of weed, all you gotta do is bring is bring your dick and a pack of blunts"


i be like
















;;;go to the store and get some blunts....i'm on my way

How did the arrangement end?

She was offering u shit to overcompensate. Wld u have smashed if she was offering bubblegum?

 

[Duwop]

How did the arrangement end?

She was offering u shit to overcompensate. Wld u have smashed if she was offering bubblegum?

i only smashed cuz her invites were damn near irresistible..


the first time one of her homegirls was talking to my boy...so i tagged along
another time she was throwing a house party, and two of my boys wanted to go
after that she wanted me to come over solo....

i would drag my feet and give excuses, and she started offering more and more shit....so i finally went like twice, after that i just cut her off.....


shortly afterwards i started talking to my wife, and had no excuse....

chick had the nerve to send my wife a myspace request on facebook ( this was back in '08 when we were still just dating)......i cussed her out royally, and never heard from her again

 

[Sam Crooke]

Aight right back at u manhoes. Ever slang the dick to a chick u otherwise wldnt hit bcuz she was down on her luck?

@Dupacalypse
@TheMasterKey
@Sam Crooke

 

[Golden]

Y'all I wanna make a spinoff thread on self esteem n dating but I can't on mobile. Struggle.

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This smiley man... Wish I wasn't an ain't shit admin so that I could add it :ohshit:

Bat signal @TheMasterKey

 

[Sam Crooke]

Aight right back at u manhoes. Ever slang the dick to a chick u otherwise wldnt hit bcuz she was down on her luck?

@Dupacalypse
@TheMasterKey
@Sam Crooke

I don't know if she was giving it up cause her granny passed or was just doing it to feel closer.

 

[Sam Crooke]

To be fair I don't a man can give pity dick though. Never heard no such

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

To be fair I don't a man can give pity dick though. Never heard no such

You didn't read Du's story?

 

[Sam Crooke]

You didn't read Du's story?

That was a win win sitiation for both parties tho.

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

That was a win win sitiation for both parties tho.

Escorts that "don't have sex" with clients eventually end up having sex with clients cause they feel bad for them. Even though they both theoretically winning, it's still a sympathy fuck