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Broke up with a crazy Puerto Rican chick after she told me she cheated, which in all honesty I didn’t even care much about I was actually glad she did cause I was ready to dump her months prior. She was scandalous as fuck. Most importantly she was erratic as hell and the type you couldn’t take anywhere cause she always was making a scene. She was also hurting my business while I was making serious moves in the art scene.

Shortly after I break up with her she would pop up unannounced at my job begging me to forgive her. One of those times was on Valentine’s Day 2018. This crazy bitch brought struggle gifts she probably stole. Both times she showed up to my job she followed me around and even tried to throw herself onto me and threaten to scream so cops would confuse me for the aggressor. I had to put a restraining order on her.

think that was the end? Nope... she spent the next 3 months + everyday every waking minute talking shit about me on social media and making stories up to anyone who would listen. One of my home girls whose low key a goon caught her slippin one day cause when you’re in the art scene, everybody know everybody.... and she rocked her shit so much that she went movin to another state. So yeh I vowed to never date a Latina woman again. Respectfully
 
King Freeman said:
No words ended up being exchanged lol. Me and one of the owners wives are cool and she always comes to chop it up when she's having a smoke. I told her the situation so when my ex was coming down the stairs to leave she was fake flirting and shit to try and piss her off lmao. The owners wife bad af so I know that burnt her soul up. Punk.

Still not sure what to make of her being friends with one of the GM's. At least the gm she cool with is a chick so I don't have feel like I'm working for a mf that's digging out my ex but these chicks petty when they huddle up and I'm counting on the potential networking at this spot to get me to the bag.
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Now her home girl acting all friendly. I know a trap when I see one.

Ass is fat tho. Holy shit.😭
 
moe I guess this is the self dry snitch thread:Will:



I had a ex-girlfriend try to steal my car one time cuz I refused to stop playing Tenchu on PS2 and she wanted to go to Wendy's SMH

my roommate saw this chick take my car keys behind my back and she left out of our barracks room

once my roommate warned me, I immediately ran outside chest naked with nothing on but some running shoes, shorts, and a fake silver chain sprinting after this chick with a black & mild still in the corner of my mouth 😂

got thru the building past the mailboxes and saw my taillights lit up as she started driving away in the parking lot


mayne I ran that car down and pulled her out of the driver side window while she was driving......car was still moving and hit a curb SMH

1st time ever I really considered beating a woman🙁
 
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also earlier that same year I was "dating" another chick in the spring

this girl ran track at FSU in Tallahassee and I still got to admit she prob top 5 baddest chicks I ever met still to this day

well anyway she started stalking me over a 2 month period.....didn't really notice it at 1st until she just started randomly popping up in places where I was at with no warning

then one time we were drinking at a mutual friend's party and I think she even slipped a date rape drug in one of my drinks:wtf20:

I was never able to confirm it, but that was the 1st time hanging with her that made me really start noticing lil weird shit she was doing

so I kind of spaced out our time lil by lil



eventually shit finally came to a turning point when this chick broke into my room on the 2d flr of the bldg I was staying in...........i had to do some detective work, but I finally figured out this spiderman ass chick literally climbed the side of a wall and crawled into a 3x3 sized half open window to get into my room

after that whole experience I was completely shook towards dating for a while........until I met the ex who stole my car about 8mos later that year😂
 
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something crazy I did to this day I still have regret about

I had a female friend in HS who was like my main smoke buddy

we didn't really date but we hung out to the point where I def know she had feelings for me

I wasn't really feeling her looks-wise, but she was funny as fuck, and had these big ass outta this world titties that a teenage boy couldn't say no to, no matter how much logic say u ain't feeling her.........so yeah I used her for my entertainment in various ways SMH🙁

plus, she had the plug and becuz I knew she liked me like that she would let me smoke for free way too much

of course occasionally I would pay her or bring my own shit to share to try to be a good person

so I would skip school and go to her parents house, and we would smoke out in the basement and watch satellite TV.....this was in the 90s so SAT TV was a big deal...u get to look at MTV videos in Arabic and shit haha.........and to a high ass teenager that shit was great

we'd get high, fuck, eat lunch, and fall asleep on the couch together like a couple and then get up before her parents got home

mayne how bout 1 time her mom comes home when I'm there at like 1 in the afternoon........I woke up from the couch, and my friend is splashed out.....she literally face down on the couch knocked out sleep and snoring LOL

I go upstairs and use the bathroom and hear somebody shuffling thru the house........I guess they heard me too.....so its her mom and she yells asking who in the bathroom......I don't say shit........finally she says come out right now or she gon shoot thru the door then call the police and her husband all scared😂

so I open the door and say Mrs. XX, it's me I was just using the bathroom

so she's like boy u scared me, what u doing here, u supposed to be in school.....then she said something looks off with me

of course I'm high as fuck but I play coughed and said I wasn't feeling good so I stayed home from school


so the mom says "well why u here if u supposed to be at home sick"

I said her daughter said she wasn't feeling good either so we decided to be sick together and help each other out

so she says "oh so my daughter supposed to be taking care of u, I doubt that she would even know the 1st thing to do with u to me u feel better" 😏............so I give her a look and I guess she could tell I wanted to laugh

so she smiles at me and asks what I was planning to do to take care of her daughter:icu: ......I didnt know what to say so I just stood there looking awkward and goofy

she then says never mind haha, but that I really need to take something for my "cough"

so she tells me sit down at the kitchen table and she then fixes me a drink

at 1st I'm thinking she's giving me medicine, but instead she gives me some corn liquor.....shit was strong and kind of thru me off..........she said she knew it worked and that's what old folks used to get rid of a cough, even gave the shit to babies, so she expected me to man up and drink the whole glass.........which I did

so I was already high and my friend's mom just gave me a 2nd glass of this corn liquor and I'm def feeling it no doubt

so she's standing real close to me while I drink this 2nd glass like kind of behind me..........how bout she then reached down into my sweatpants and I got rocked up immediately

then this lady came around my chair, then sat on the floor and gave me the best surprise head ever.......my 1st time ever coming off of head and I skeeted missiles all over this woman

shit was amazing......then she told me I needed to get back home before her husband got off work but she was happy to help me with my "cough"

man I staggered outta house and walked almost 2mi to the metro stop

with a big ass wet stain on my pants and shirt looking like I prob pissed myself.........but I didn't GAF at all bruh

so next time I saw my friend she asked me if I saw her mom that day when I abruptly left

I told her some random bullshit about I was leaving out and the mom caught me in the driveway

I don't think my friend knows to this day what her mom did

it took me a while before I went back, but the mom never gave off signs..........my friend kinda started side-eyeing me tho whenever I would speak to her mom but I don't believe she ever knew what really happened🙁
 
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Mr BFK said:
something crazy I did to this day I still have regret about

I had a female friend in HS who was like my main smoke buddy

we didn't really date but we hung out to the point where I def know she had feelings for me

I wasn't really feeling her looks-wise, but she was funny as fuck, and had these big ass outta this world titties that a teenage boy couldn't say no to, no matter how much logic say u ain't feeling her.........so yeah I used her for my entertainment in various ways SMH🙁

plus, she had the plug and becuz I knew she liked me like that she would let me smoke for free way too much

of course occasionally I would pay her or bring my own shit to share to try to be a good person

so I would skip school and go to her parents house, and we would smoke out in the basement and watch satellite TV.....this was in the 90s so SAT TV was a big deal...u get to look at MTV videos in Arabic and shit haha.........and to a high ass teenager that shit was great

we'd get high, fuck, eat lunch, and fall asleep on the couch together like a couple and then get up before her parents got home

mayne how bout 1 time her mom comes home when I'm there at like 1 in the afternoon........I woke up from the couch, and my friend is splashed out.....she literally face down on the couch knocked out sleep and snoring LOL

I go upstairs and use the bathroom and hear somebody shuffling thru the house........I guess they heard me too.....so its her mom and she yells asking who in the bathroom......I don't say shit........finally she says come out right now or she gon shoot thru the door then call the police and her husband all scared😂

so I open the door and say Mrs. XX, it's me I was just using the bathroom

so she's like boy u scared me, what u doing here, u supposed to be in school.....then she said something looks off with me

of course I'm high as fuck but I play coughed and said I wasn't feeling good so I stayed home from school


so the mom says "well why u here if u supposed to be at home sick"

I said her daughter said she wasn't feeling good either so we decided to be sick together and help each other out

so she says "oh so my daughter supposed to be taking care of u, I doubt that she would even know the 1st thing to do with u to me u feel better" 😏............so I give her a look and I guess she could tell I wanted to laugh

so she smiles at me and asks what I was planning to do to take care of her daughter:icu: ......I didnt know what to say so I just stood there looking awkward and goofy

she then says never mind haha, but that I really need to take something for my "cough"

so she tells me sit down at the kitchen table and she then fixes me a drink

at 1st I'm thinking she's giving me medicine, but instead she gives me some corn liquor.....shit was strong and kind of thru me off..........she said she knew it worked and that's what old folks used to get rid of a cough, even gave the shit to babies, so she expected me to man up and drink the whole glass.........which I did

so I was already high and my friend's mom just gave me a 2nd glass of this corn liquor and I'm def feeling it no doubt

so she's standing real close to me while I drink this 2nd glass like kind of behind me..........how bout she then reached down into my sweatpants and I got rocked up immediately

then this lady came around my chair, then sat on the floor and gave me the best surprise head ever.......my 1st time ever coming off of head and I skeeted missiles all over this woman

shit was amazing......then she told me I needed to get back home before her husband got off work but she was happy to help me with my "cough"

man I staggered outta house and walked almost 2mi to the metro stop

with a big ass wet stain on my pants and shirt looking like I prob pissed myself.........but I didn't GAF at all bruh

so next time I saw my friend she asked me if I saw her mom that day when I abruptly left

I told her some random bullshit about I was leaving out and the mom caught me in the driveway

I don't think my friend knows to this day what her mom did

it took me a while before I went back, but the mom never gave off signs..........my friend kinda started side-eyeing me tho whenever I would speak to her mom but I don't believe she ever knew what really happened🙁
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Been in a very close situation like this. I felt I unlocked an achievement in life.
 
Ex called my other ex...GRHS...homegirl (current s/o)...my other homegirl looking for me, and seeing if I was wit any one of them.

My ex...GRHS...had just left my crib when she called me to come outside. Hefa sped back to my house...rolled her window down...then played her voice-mail my ex left on her phone.

My s/o (homegirl at the time)...called me sayin my ex contacted her. She told her I wasn't wit her. Ex got pissed and told her she was lyin. My s/o hung up on her azzz.

My homegirl texted me to let me know my ex called her. So I met up wit her at her job. We chillin and she tells me my asked her if i was wit her. My homegirl said she cursed her out, and my ex sayin "Oh ok ok." Yeah...my ex didn't want that smoke.


Craziest thing I ever did...stayed wit that hefa until the relationship died
 
Mr BFK said:
something crazy I did to this day I still have regret about

I had a female friend in HS who was like my main smoke buddy

we didn't really date but we hung out to the point where I def know she had feelings for me

I wasn't really feeling her looks-wise, but she was funny as fuck, and had these big ass outta this world titties that a teenage boy couldn't say no to, no matter how much logic say u ain't feeling her.........so yeah I used her for my entertainment in various ways SMH🙁

plus, she had the plug and becuz I knew she liked me like that she would let me smoke for free way too much

of course occasionally I would pay her or bring my own shit to share to try to be a good person

so I would skip school and go to her parents house, and we would smoke out in the basement and watch satellite TV.....this was in the 90s so SAT TV was a big deal...u get to look at MTV videos in Arabic and shit haha.........and to a high ass teenager that shit was great

we'd get high, fuck, eat lunch, and fall asleep on the couch together like a couple and then get up before her parents got home

mayne how bout 1 time her mom comes home when I'm there at like 1 in the afternoon........I woke up from the couch, and my friend is splashed out.....she literally face down on the couch knocked out sleep and snoring LOL

I go upstairs and use the bathroom and hear somebody shuffling thru the house........I guess they heard me too.....so its her mom and she yells asking who in the bathroom......I don't say shit........finally she says come out right now or she gon shoot thru the door then call the police and her husband all scared😂

so I open the door and say Mrs. XX, it's me I was just using the bathroom

so she's like boy u scared me, what u doing here, u supposed to be in school.....then she said something looks off with me

of course I'm high as fuck but I play coughed and said I wasn't feeling good so I stayed home from school


so the mom says "well why u here if u supposed to be at home sick"

I said her daughter said she wasn't feeling good either so we decided to be sick together and help each other out

so she says "oh so my daughter supposed to be taking care of u, I doubt that she would even know the 1st thing to do with u to me u feel better" 😏............so I give her a look and I guess she could tell I wanted to laugh

so she smiles at me and asks what I was planning to do to take care of her daughter:icu: ......I didnt know what to say so I just stood there looking awkward and goofy

she then says never mind haha, but that I really need to take something for my "cough"

so she tells me sit down at the kitchen table and she then fixes me a drink

at 1st I'm thinking she's giving me medicine, but instead she gives me some corn liquor.....shit was strong and kind of thru me off..........she said she knew it worked and that's what old folks used to get rid of a cough, even gave the shit to babies, so she expected me to man up and drink the whole glass.........which I did

so I was already high and my friend's mom just gave me a 2nd glass of this corn liquor and I'm def feeling it no doubt

so she's standing real close to me while I drink this 2nd glass like kind of behind me..........how bout she then reached down into my sweatpants and I got rocked up immediately

then this lady came around my chair, then sat on the floor and gave me the best surprise head ever.......my 1st time ever coming off of head and I skeeted missiles all over this woman

shit was amazing......then she told me I needed to get back home before her husband got off work but she was happy to help me with my "cough"

man I staggered outta house and walked almost 2mi to the metro stop

with a big ass wet stain on my pants and shirt looking like I prob pissed myself.........but I didn't GAF at all bruh

so next time I saw my friend she asked me if I saw her mom that day when I abruptly left

I told her some random bullshit about I was leaving out and the mom caught me in the driveway

I don't think my friend knows to this day what her mom did

it took me a while before I went back, but the mom never gave off signs..........my friend kinda started side-eyeing me tho whenever I would speak to her mom but I don't believe she ever knew what really happened🙁
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isn't that like statutory rape or child molestation or sumn?


:hahaha:
 
I had this ex that all we did was argue, fuck or smoke weed. One day she invites me to some lame ass party. I knew it was gon b lame b4 I agreed to go. So I told er I would only go if we went to the strip club after. She agreed. My MSN who had just Came from DR went w us. I had told this chick to make sure she brought her ID at least 5x. Get to strip club...she forgot her ID. We start arguing in the car n all of a sudden she PULLS THE E-BRAKE WHILE IM ON THE HIGHWAY DIING 80...
 
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