Naw bro, how bout Alicia Myers got a song where she thanking God for some dick....
And you know the song about dick....
Cuz the opening bars are " I wanna thank you, Heavenly Father, for shining your light on me"
Yet we never heard this song sung in church once....
Cuz it's about fucking. The Internet would have tore this shit up, cuz you know church folks and prudes ain't like neither one of them songs.