Slide Like M.Bison
Uptown, Downtown...Switzerland.
If one or both of them really got PTSD that bag going to be spent on mental therapy.
Fuck that the money they going to get from that ain't worth it.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like hell...
...man in 9th grade punk ass white boy working at Hecht's in downtown DC thought I was stealing some Nautica sweatpants (I wasn't)...
...I'm on the escalator to Metro Center finna hop on the Red Line and take my ass home and get grabbed up by two Deebo ass undercover ass niggas.
They cuff me the fuck up and walk my little ass up several levels through the store - mommas wit they kids lookin at me like I'm America's Most Wanted and shit...the Black girls working the makeup and jewelry section all frowning at me like I'm the personification of every wrong with "today's youth"... :scust1:
...held my held up because childhood showed me a lot of niggas I looked up to get locked up, and they all kept their head up like it won't nuthin, so in my mind I'm like "fuck it - do the same thing"...
...They take me in the back and after 5mins they like "we made a mistake - you can leave" - nevermind the fact that I was only 14 and they were 'sposed to call my parents - niggas just told me to hit the road.
My parents sued them niggas and settled outta court for a cool 30 racks. Got a used car when I got my license, some trick off money, and the rest went to college tuition...
...now, imagine what they finna get actually gettin touched up and the shit bein on TV.
:lookatthisshit:
Smooth move by their lawyer too to have em on CNN - that shit just upped the fuck out the reward...
...PTSD? Sure, they may have it. Counseling? OK cool, you be aight my nigga - yo you tuff right?
But when that check come?
Fuuuuuck outta here - nigga it's ON!!
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