Riddles, Get your riddles here!

[Joshie Kahn]

So the Josh vs Du thing is back?

Du has hated on me since I started posting here, I saved his e-life on the other site. He should be grateful, but bmore niggas aint got any manners.

 

[Black]

merry christmas

The Joke List

1) What do you call a funky car?

A Mustang

2) What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

3) How do billboard talk?

Sign language

4) What does a dinosaur use to pay bills?

Tyrannosaurus Checks

5) What do you call ghost poop?

Boo Boo

6) What rapper is in a toolbox?

Plies

7) Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

He got stuck in a crack

9) What’s Trey Songz favorite fruit?

Banana

10) What’s the worst thing that can happen to a NBA basketball player?

Two Sprainz

11) What did the Rasta say to the Pirate?

Everything Arrrie

12) How do you call a girl’s name who works as this office?

Aye Dee Dee

13) So in 2012 Frank Ocean came out as gay…

I guess that ocean bi-coastal.

14) Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?

Because it kept him off the street

15) What did I tell the midget when she asked for me to bang her?

I don’t get down like that

16) I hurt my foot driving the other day. You know who I called?

The Toe company

17) What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

Eggstensions

18) What did the fat girl say to the pig?

Da-Haaammm

19) When does a sandwich cook?

When it is bakin’ lettuce and tomato

20) I went to the doctor for my bad back. He told me to smoke weed.

He said I have a chronic back problem

21) What do Spanish clocks say?

Tick Taco

22) Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?

They said she had a mean flow

Thanks, but who told you to leave the answers in there :(? You Riddle Ruiner.

 

[Duwop]

everything i do turns to shit...

 

[Chi-Town B]

everything i do turns to shit...

You ruined a game for everyone and got the nerve to say I'm not shit. You and I are the same, you just refuse to admit it. Wear that shit proudly.

 

[AP3.0]

what could've been

thanks Du

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

What is something you've owned since birth, but others use more than you?

 

[Englishdude]

What is something you've owned since birth, but others use more than you?

birth certificate? Lol.

 

[Lou Cypher]

What is something you've owned since birth, but others use more than you?

My feelings

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

birth certificate? Lol.

Good answer by you and @Lou Cypher

But it's not the one I'm looking for

 

[AP3.0]

What is something you've owned since birth, but others use more than you?

Name

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

Name

 

[AP3.0]

Oh shit I guessed tf outta that

 

[Englishdude]

Name

man this is why I’m shit with most riddles, I overthink the fuck outta the answer.

how did I not guess that.

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

I’m an odd number but take away a letter and I become even

 

[Bobjones]

I’m an odd number but take away a letter and I become even

Seven

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

Seven

 

[Dwayne]

...

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

What word begins with an “E” but only contains one letter in it?

 

[Scandalust313]

What word begins with an “E” but only contains one letter in it?

Envelope

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

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