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CheatMill said:
You too huh?

Has anyone on this site been slandered and defamed as much as I??
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Blactivity said:
The thread aint been open a good hr and already shut down? I really wanted to see some more riddles.
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merry christmas

The Joke List

1) What do you call a funky car?

A Mustang

2) What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

3) How do billboard talk?

Sign language

4) What does a dinosaur use to pay bills?

Tyrannosaurus Checks

5) What do you call ghost poop?

Boo Boo

6) What rapper is in a toolbox?

Plies

7) Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

He got stuck in a crack

9) What’s Trey Songz favorite fruit?

Banana

10) What’s the worst thing that can happen to a NBA basketball player?

Two Sprainz

11) What did the Rasta say to the Pirate?

Everything Arrrie

12) How do you call a girl’s name who works as this office?

Aye Dee Dee

13) So in 2012 Frank Ocean came out as gay…

I guess that ocean bi-coastal.

14) Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?

Because it kept him off the street

15) What did I tell the midget when she asked for me to bang her?

I don’t get down like that

16) I hurt my foot driving the other day. You know who I called?

The Toe company

17) What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

Eggstensions

18) What did the fat girl say to the pig?

Da-Haaammm

19) When does a sandwich cook?

When it is bakin’ lettuce and tomato

20) I went to the doctor for my bad back. He told me to smoke weed.

He said I have a chronic back problem

21) What do Spanish clocks say?

Tick Taco

22) Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?

They said she had a mean flow
 
Savage Du said:
merry christmas

The Joke List

1) What do you call a funky car?

A Mustang

2) What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

3) How do billboard talk?

Sign language

4) What does a dinosaur use to pay bills?

Tyrannosaurus Checks

5) What do you call ghost poop?

Boo Boo

6) What rapper is in a toolbox?

Plies

7) Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

He got stuck in a crack

9) What’s Trey Songz favorite fruit?

Banana

10) What’s the worst thing that can happen to a NBA basketball player?

Two Sprainz

11) What did the Rasta say to the Pirate?

Everything Arrrie

12) How do you call a girl’s name who works as this office?

Aye Dee Dee

13) So in 2012 Frank Ocean came out as gay…

I guess that ocean bi-coastal.

14) Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?

Because it kept him off the street

15) What did I tell the midget when she asked for me to bang her?

I don’t get down like that

16) I hurt my foot driving the other day. You know who I called?

The Toe company

17) What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?

Eggstensions

18) What did the fat girl say to the pig?

Da-Haaammm

19) When does a sandwich cook?

When it is bakin’ lettuce and tomato

20) I went to the doctor for my bad back. He told me to smoke weed.

He said I have a chronic back problem

21) What do Spanish clocks say?

Tick Taco

22) Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?

They said she had a mean flow
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Savage Du said:
no one likes me kandy and i can't figure out why
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THAT IS WHY!
 
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