Riddles, Get your riddles here!
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Yea.
yes, i am a well known and self proclaimed hater
Joshie Kahn
"I can fix that"
I hate you again, if I see you on the streets I'm smacking you
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i don't want to see anything good ever happen to you
NoOneImportant
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You niggas been funny today.
Joshie Kahn
"I can fix that"
I've got a knack for being great, I hope you keeping your sugars in check nigga.
perfect usage
So the Josh vs Du thing is back?
yea i'm sure i won't care or be paying attention.....
no one likes me kandy and i can't figure out why
Black đź–¤
đź‘‘The Fall Offđź‘‘
The thread aint been open a good hr and already shut down? I really wanted to see some more riddles.
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Ironman
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist
merry christmas
The Joke List
1) What do you call a funky car?
A Mustang
2) What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
Billie Jeans
3) How do billboard talk?
Sign language
4) What does a dinosaur use to pay bills?
Tyrannosaurus Checks
5) What do you call ghost poop?
Boo Boo
6) What rapper is in a toolbox?
Plies
7) Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack
9) What’s Trey Songz favorite fruit?
Banana
10) What’s the worst thing that can happen to a NBA basketball player?
Two Sprainz
11) What did the Rasta say to the Pirate?
Everything Arrrie
12) How do you call a girl’s name who works as this office?
Aye Dee Dee
13) So in 2012 Frank Ocean came out as gay…
I guess that ocean bi-coastal.
14) Why did the rapper thank the sidewalk in his acceptance speech?
Because it kept him off the street
15) What did I tell the midget when she asked for me to bang her?
I don’t get down like that
16) I hurt my foot driving the other day. You know who I called?
The Toe company
17) What kind of hair do they sell at IHOP?
Eggstensions
18) What did the fat girl say to the pig?
Da-Haaammm
19) When does a sandwich cook?
When it is bakin’ lettuce and tomato
20) I went to the doctor for my bad back. He told me to smoke weed.
He said I have a chronic back problem
21) What do Spanish clocks say?
Tick Taco
22) Did you hear about the female rapper who only battled when she was on her menstrual cycle?
They said she had a mean flow
Joshie Kahn
"I can fix that"
I should rob you.
BRB.
BRB.
shut up meg
I hope you aint speaking for mrs.du
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo