So the other night, I'm heading out to my car, and I didn't realize the downstairs neighbors dog, Buster, was out.
They have a fence, it's cool.. but he's a mouthy little fucker. His bark is fucking vicious and he startled me. Damn near jumped outta my skin!
Anyway I told him to shut up and continued to my car... Well the next time he goes to barking, I hear words mixed in (of course fuckin dog voices.)
Anyway, I swear that cocky lil prick was making himself out to be lil king shit just cause he made me jump... Even referred to me a she... Like I couldn't hear him... Lol
So I told him fuck you and told the lil punk to shut up in my mind... And he stopped barking.
;)