Bed$tuy🇭🇹
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth 🇭🇹
Sicilian are great liars. The best in the world.I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him i learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away.
A guy's got seventeen pantomimes.
A woman's got twenty, a guy's got seventeen.
But if you know 'em like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. I know you know where they are. So
tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
Could I have one of those Chesterfields now? Sure.You got a, match? Oh wait no no, don't bother. I got one.You're Sicilian, huh?Yeah, Sicilian.You know, I read a lot. Especially about things in, uh, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not......Sicilians were spawned by niggas
Come again? 
No, it's a fact. You see, uh, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.Yes...So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes,but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there,
and uh, well, they changed the whole country.
They did so much fucking with Sicilian women,
huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became, black hair and dark skin.
You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later,
that, uh,
that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene
