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[Eartha Clit]

Idk how you've lasted so long, by the end of the first night I was scarfing down pizza I was so damn hungry.

You had stitches?

 

[B_A]

You had stitches?

The first night I did but cut them out the next day because it irritated my gums. Smoked weed too. Lots of swishing with salt water.

 

[Eartha Clit]

The first night I did but cut them out the next day because it irritated my gums. Smoked weed too. Lots of swishing with salt water.

Sounds dangerous.

 

[OhMars]

I bet home break in rates have plummeted during this pandemic.

 

[1/2]

I bet home break in rates have plummeted during this pandemic.

yeah lol

my homeboy's ring camera caught the funniest break in exchange i've ever seen

its at the back door....this crack head lady is fumbling around in the dark trying to get in the door, then tries to drag a clothes dryer off his porch

the light comes on and he peeks outside and see's her, he says "oh hold on, im finna shoot you" and closes the door

she said plain and normal as ever "ok"

 

[OhMars]

yeah lol

my homeboy's ring camera caught the funniest break in exchange i've ever seen

its at the back door....this crack head lady is fumbling around in the dark trying to get in the door, then tries to drag a clothes dryer off his porch

the light comes on and he peeks outside and see's her, he says "oh hold on, im finna shoot you" and closes the door

she said plain and normal as ever "ok"

??
You need to get him to send you that video so you can post it.

 

[B_A]

Sounds dangerous.

Naaah, salt fixes anything. Infection? Salt. Sauce missing something? Salt. Ghosts? Salt. Bad relationship? Salt. It's the cure all.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Remember that time Bow Wow channeled his inner "thug"...


Lol

The best times ....then niggas got to beefing bout Lambos and it ended w Rihanna getting her ass kicked

 

[Hater Hearst Helmsley]

Guess ima have to crash somebody house for thanksgiving

 

[OhMars]

This grilled pb &j about to make me come.

 

[mryounggun]

This grilled pb &j about to make me come. is glorious and delicious.

Fixed. It was the only way I'd feel comfortable quoting it. But yeah, agreed. Them shits go hard.

 

[mryounggun]

I was looking at that grilled cheese thread from a while ago that @Loquacious made. I haven't made a grilled cheese using butter since. Lol.

 

[OhMars]

Fixed. It was the only way I'd feel comfortable quoting it. But yeah, agreed. Them shits go hard.

This bitch slapping my dick around my nigga, why have I never made this before?!?;

 

[Eartha Clit]

I was looking at that grilled cheese thread from a while ago that @Loquacious made. I haven't made a grilled cheese using butter since. Lol.

Youre welcome.

 

[Eartha Clit]

This bitch slapping my dick around my nigga, why have I never made this before?!?;

negro whaat?

 

[mryounggun]

This bitch slapping my dick around my nigga, why have I never made this before?!?;

Dawg....you GOTTA relax.

Yeah most people are surprised when I bring them up. It seems like not many people eat them. Which really is a shame.

 

[OhMars]

negro whaat?

It's that damn good Lolo

 

[Eartha Clit]

It's that damn good Lolo

the sandwich is smacking your penis around? are you high?

 

[iamtheville]

I cook my pb&j in the skillet

 

[OhMars]

the sandwich is smacking your penis around? are you high?

It made me nut, how else would it have accomplished that.