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[OhMars]

If I knew a money tree got that big I would get another one

You ain't treating her right, you gotta put your finger in there from time to time see how wet she is.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

You ain't treating her right, you gotta put your finger in there from time to time see how wet she is.

I got 6 girls already so trust me I know how to keep them moist it’s just that I had one before 3 moves ago but it was an infant so it wasn’t that big

 

[Dwayne]

My son is at that age where he’s starting to really like girls and getting somewhat shy.

Started last year when some girl that was like 10-11 years walked up to my son and told him he’s cute and she ran off.
My son face turned red and started laughing.

Yesterday I’m talking to my son about school how’s it going and what does he like and not like about it. Asking him about racism at his school and shit like that.

Asked him does he like a girl in his class, so he told me yes. I asked her name and he said Anna Bell.

He saw the look on my face and said

“Don’t worry, she’s black”




Funniest shit ima hear this week.

 

[OhMars]

I got 6 girls already so trust me I know how to keep them moist it’s just that I had one before 3 moves ago but it was an infant so it wasn’t that big

This one came pretty big already. It's just been moving

 

[RusselWilsonJr]

I got 6 girls already so trust me I know how to keep them moist it’s just that I had one before 3 moves ago but it was an infant so it wasn’t that big

Woah

 

[OhMars]

I use to think fruit in a vegetable salad was gross, I love that shit now.

 

[DOS_patos]

I use to think fruit in a vegetable salad was gross, I love that shit now.

Getting fat huh?

 

[OhMars]

Getting fat huh?

Been fat bro

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Best thing about remote/ zoom meetings is that u can do whatever u want

 

[shutupGabi]

Sup niggas and bitches

 

[DOS_patos]

Sup niggas and bitches

Aye Gabi.

What it do

 

[Chicity]

Sup niggas and bitches

This hella aggressive

 

[IP360]

Shout out all you ABW posters working in hospitals/nursing facilities. Those who are either on the frontlines...or know people that are.

Just want to say thank you for how yall are dealing with this pandemic

 

[OhMars]

Whoever invited the pomegranate was high as shit

 

[iamtheville]

People who get that strong from dispensaries how do you know how much burn did you buy?

 

[TonyDubbz]

Carolina almost had another one




But niggas be snitchin tho

 

[shutupGabi]

This hella aggressive

I tried to be like trina at the beginning of Hustling

 

[shutupGabi]

Aye Gabi.

What it do

Just waiting on my headphones G.... ?

 

[IP360]

Was listening to "Round Here". Again...Trick Daddy murdered Bleek on his own damn song...

Spoiler

It's hot as hell, but it snows down here
You get a box of blow for no mo' then 24 down here
This is the season, for the zoe's round here
If you corner who you know you can get it for the low down here
From - nickels to birds, you can get it flipped and served
For talkin too much, be for certain, them niggaz workin
You can buy it, from the cops down here
You know who sweat it down here, bitch it's so Crip round here
So many bitches out there, snitchin round here
That's why every summer, bitches be missin round here
I roll wit - straight killers, thug niggaz, and drug dealers
And if they ridin wit me, best believe them my niggaz
As for you bitches, forget about it
See the head was tremendous, but this dick - is strickly business
I'll be thuggin forever, see I'ma fighter, not a lover
I'm a hit-and-run-it, cold-blooded, motherfucka
But the hoes, they don't care down here
They be - suckin and fuckin all year down here
They be heavy on the pill, down here
Got mo' than that what the motherfuckin meal down here



Bleek should've made that nigga rewrite thst shyt. Lol

 

[OhMars]

Just didn't my first full 8 hrs on the cpap, this shit got me up before my alarm and I feel like running a marathon this morning.