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RusselWilsonJr
Who do you think you are? I am
Type guy who says that..if he says
"We need to cowboy up"..It means hard times are coming and we need to come together and tough it out, as I see you as equally as tough as me.
If that same guy says
"You need to cowboy up"..its saying, I haven't seen you capable of being tough so u need to toughen up..
I.E. I generally believe you to be pussy
The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
So, I'm going through security at the airport and I go through the scanner. They stop me and say I have to be patted down. They show me the screen and of course the flagged area is my crotch. Now there are two agents. One is a chick and the other is a flaming gay dude.
Riddle me this. Why is it that if I was a female, I could request the female with no one batting an eye even though it shouldn't make a difference in that case, but since I'm a man, I'd be a homophobic asshole or creep if I requested the chick?
Riddle me this. Why is it that if I was a female, I could request the female with no one batting an eye even though it shouldn't make a difference in that case, but since I'm a man, I'd be a homophobic asshole or creep if I requested the chick?
bluntedsultan
Locked and Loaded
The better question is why your crotch getting flagged for a pat down
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The Lonious Monk
Celestial Souljah
The better question is why your crotch getting flagged for a pat down
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Gay ass scanning machine. That's a good question though. This is like the third time.
bluntedsultan
Locked and Loaded
Might wanna figure that situation out first
Could be a particular pair/brand of pants you wear when you go to the airport
bluntedsultan
Locked and Loaded
Nigga in the reply said “Carmela Dozal”
Black_Samson
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Kevin McAllister>>>>Jigsaw
RusselWilsonJr
Who do you think you are? I am
Everytime I go pic up my kids from school, theres this group of 8 black kids. All look like 3rd and below except on girl who looks like she might be 5.
Every day these kids neglect the fact that cars are traveling down the road next to the side walk. They play around and constantly almost look like they are gonna fall into traffic.
Today two of the youngest randomly ran intro traffic behind a school bus and almost caught it from a SUV. Thank you the lady caught it in time and slammed on the breaks.
She visibly was shook off the fact that she coulda just killed a kid. So after they run across the street and almost get hit, they run back across to my side as I'm driving.
I wanted to get out and beat and curse at them kids so bad. I pulled up on em, down the window and told em. Aye..yall gotta chill. I fought every urge to say, yall niggaz gotta chill da fuck out..
So I tell em to chill, the one of em go..who u talking to..i said I'm talking to all yall. They get to screaming to suck their dick.
Officially washed
Every day these kids neglect the fact that cars are traveling down the road next to the side walk. They play around and constantly almost look like they are gonna fall into traffic.
Today two of the youngest randomly ran intro traffic behind a school bus and almost caught it from a SUV. Thank you the lady caught it in time and slammed on the breaks.
She visibly was shook off the fact that she coulda just killed a kid. So after they run across the street and almost get hit, they run back across to my side as I'm driving.
I wanted to get out and beat and curse at them kids so bad. I pulled up on em, down the window and told em. Aye..yall gotta chill. I fought every urge to say, yall niggaz gotta chill da fuck out..
So I tell em to chill, the one of em go..who u talking to..i said I'm talking to all yall. They get to screaming to suck their dick.
Officially washed
OhMars
MEH!
Live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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My mom was looking for small things here and there to buy me for Christmas. She showed me some boxer briefs and I’m like nah I’m cool
But the pic cut off in the text thread so it looks super sus
now I’m at work today and twice now I Accidentally opened that thread up and I’m shook somebody gonna walk by and look at this in my phone
But the pic cut off in the text thread so it looks super sus
now I’m at work today and twice now I Accidentally opened that thread up and I’m shook somebody gonna walk by and look at this in my phone
Why is your mom still trying to buy you underwear?
The reason is the first sentence man
The question still remains, the hell your mom still buying your grown ass underwear? That should shoulda stopped a decade and a half ago for you
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