Ok, I didnt think so...according to fit bit I burned 500 calories taking a shit yesterday
You would be listening to soft ass shitAn Adele kinda weekend
Let the hate and discontentment begin....
Lol..if that's what it did, that's some epic shitWell, nh.......but............depending on how big of a shit you took........and how fitbit calculates calories.............that reading might actually be accurate.
Maybe fitbit was able to determine how much you weighed before you took a shit..........and how much you weighed after you took a shit.
If that's the case, then it's entirely plausible that you didn't technically "burn" 500 calories..........but, rather......you "got rid of" 500 calories when the waste material was removed from your system.
You got no balance in ya lifeYou would be listening to soft ass shit
My R&B choices are top notch, white singers ain't the way to go. You should be ashamed to even admit to listening to her.You got no balance in ya life
I just want you to know ya options will get betterSup wit chall? Yall energy been off all week, what's up wit some fuck shit..
How bout I'm talking to some chick on Tinder right? Chick goes, what u looking for, I say ion what I'm looking for but I know what I'm not looking for..she go what's that.
I reel off all the basic shit damaged women do, and put a caveat that I am looking for a weird woman. Shorty go, "what you mean weird and I got an idea what u mean"
So I say, a non typical type woman, she can be into rocks some shit, just non stereotypical to where you can look at her and cant clock who she is..
Shorty goes.."so you looking for a basic Becky"
Discuss...
What chu mean by that?I just want you to know ya options will get better
Im just saying, you wont always be scraping the bottomWhat chu mean by that?
This definitely sounds like ur lookin for a basic beckyHow bout I'm talking to some chick on Tinder right? Chick goes, what u looking for, I say ion what I'm looking for but I know what I'm not looking for..she go what's that.
I reel off all the basic shit damaged women do, and put a caveat that I am looking for a weird woman. Shorty go, "what you mean weird and I got an idea what u mean"
So I say, a non typical type woman, she can be into rocks or some shit, just non stereotypical to where you can look at her and cant clock who she is..