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Can i talk about the anxiety i get everytime i go to walmart and need to avoid parking lot beggars.

I went to walmart at 11pm the other night and got walked up on by a cockeyed mf wearing a FUBU 05 jersey tryn invite me to church.
 
Im not going to inconvenience myself to make somebody feel good about themselves because she think im a rapist. Matter of fact I would be pissed at the notion a bitch think that about me

Matter of fact. Fuck anybody that have them type of thoughts about somebody.

Thats just how white feel about black ppl.

I aint caving on this one
 
These broads need to get over themselves. Ain't nobody thinking about these chicks like that. The mere fact that they can construct these mythological scenarios in their heads where they're going to end up a victim of some boogeyman in the elevator shows how much they're feelin' themselves to the point where they're really thinking that every man wants them like that.


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Can i talk about the anxiety i get everytime i go to walmart and need to avoid parking lot beggars.

I went to walmart at 11pm the other night and got walked up on by a cockeyed mf wearing a FUBU 05 jersey tryn invite me to church.


Yo!!!

Like 4 AM I was almost at work and at this stop light waiting. Nobody out besides myself and this crazy looking white Meth head looking guy walking straight towards my door looking like he was about to ask for money.

I gave him a look like I was ready for that action and he put his hands up in the air and backed away fast as fuck. Lmao. I was mad I had to come in so early and just wasnā€™t up for the bullshit.
 
I donā€™t get it, if a man wants to do something to you bitch he still can if he gets off first. This annoyed me.

Lmao tf man!?
 
I'm out in the cold last night tryna hail a cab cause the subway was on some bullshit. This white girl scared to go past me to cross the street on a green light. Then gonna have this shitty look on her face when she finally decided to walk past me.

:Pathetic:

1. I'm the nigga most likely to keep these fuck niggas off you at 145 in the morning cause I'm with the shit and theres nothing I despise more than a thirsty ass nigga with no patience or finesse.

:niggaa:

2. She wasn't even cute. Milk of magnesia spongebob built ass. If I was a rapist I'd choose better. Fix your face.

:tuh:

That shit had me upset.
 
Wouldn't doing something nice and going out your way still seem suspect?

Like, why is this dude doing so much to be nice? He's up to something.

Shit can be draining.

So basically swallow ya manhood but also be a protector when needed?
 
Wouldn't doing something nice and going out your way still seem suspect?

Like, why is this dude doing so much to be nice? He's up to something.

Shit can be draining.

So basically swallow ya manhood but also be a protector when needed?

This the next thing... chicks walk up to me on the daily like ...
"why you so mad?"

"I'm not mad, I'm good. This just my natural disposition."

"Well you need to smile more."

"If I was just standing here smiling at you for no reason you'd skip over what you on right now go straight to thinking I'm some kind of creep."

9 times outta 10 they stumped cause they know it's true. I ain't doing nothing but minding my own business. Get tf on. 1 time outta 10 she just wants some dick. Might end up giving it to her.
 
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