Normal Stuff Men Can’t Say...

[Mooney]

That shit tickles

 

[AZTG]

I answer the phone with hey on the regular
What else you suppose to say

Thats strike one

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Y'all trying too hard

 

[GNS]

Y'all trying too hard

Just like the #metoo movement these niggaz over here shooting themselves in the foot

 

[Maywood]

Big Boi killed it last night

I have no problem with it. I have a pink polo

 

[Bed$tuy🇭🇹]

If i hear a dude say "i digress."

He's on my list of people i want to punch in the face.

 

[Like_Water]

Idgaf. I still say "bae" is a flagrant violation.

 

[KINGEC]

Skip to 5:50

 

[Allergens]

Dont ever pick up the phone with a "hey"

I called my boy recently as he was getting out work and he picked up with a "hey"

I hung up on him and called him back so we could have a do over.

My “hellos” sound like Puffys hello, when big called him contemplating suicide.

 

[L3NU]

I know this ain't related to the topic but I see mad funny shit in this thread so how come the lol button gotta be in between the wack button and love button

My fat ass fingers accidentally be clicking those reactions and if I don't notice then I'm gonna look like a hater or a faggot

Ok carry on

 

[SneakDZA]

"This (insert food) is to die for"

I came in here to add this one - I'm glad it's not just me. Not even gay men should say that shit. In fact, women shouldn't say it either.

That phrase needs to be stricken from history.

 

[rip.dilla]

Hold me right here

I think I need to get my nails done

Can you zip me up please

That shit tickles

This nigga

 

[Mooney]

This nigga

Normal shit men sound wild saying. What can I say lol

 

[rip.dilla]

"Normal"?



You imagined all that my nigg

 

[Big Lurko]

I need my tastebuds tickled B

 

[Mooney]

"Normal"?



You imagined all that my nigg

I made it all up as it came to me my G..

 

[Mooney]

"Normal"?



You imagined all that my nigg

Just "normal" as the words but in sentence structuring that shit ain't normal.

 

[AP3.0]

got damn

let ya'll have ya'll way, dudes just gon have to nod at each other to communicate

 

[OhMars]

got damn

let ya'll have ya'll way, dudes just gon have to nod at each other to communicate

Caveman grunts is the only acceptable form of communication

 

[Herbal Kint]

Caveman grunts is the only acceptable form of communication

The Russian language has a dialect called Mat that is only swear words. You can literally conjugate a swear word and have it mean a bunch of different things

I suspect in the future there will be a dialect of English spoken by dudes where No Homo is the only word used and means many different things