Nasty things you did as a child!

[Loquacious]

I used to bite my toenails too.

 

[RetroLDN]

Lol.

Saw the thread title and thought yep that's a @Loquacious thread

 

[Disanthrope]

I used to eat playdoh and smell people butts immediately after a fart. My cousin started that shit.

I remember the day I said enough was enough, my cousin told me to smell her butt as she farted. I sat there and let her fart and that shit burned my nostrils and I think I went numb for a second. I never did that again.

Ma'am

Eproctophilia, or Fart fetishism, is the sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. Fart fetishism is sometimes seen as a softer form of coprophilia.

 

[Sony Montana]

yo one time my mom was sleep on the couch...

nah nvm lol

 

[Loquacious]

Smell couch seats

This how the smelling farts started. My cousin farted on the couch and told me to smell the couch.

me:

 

[Loquacious]

Ma'am

Eproctophilia, or Fart fetishism, is the sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. Fart fetishism is sometimes seen as a softer form of coprophilia.

It ain’t that deep. Shit lasted all of two days as a kid.

 

[Loquacious]

yo one time my mom was sleep on the couch...

nah nvm lol

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Continue

 

[Loquacious]

My brother did the boo boo thing. My son too.

bringing it to me like it was a gift.

 

[RetroLDN]

All i got is biting toenails.

yo one time my mom was sleep on the couch...

nah nvm lol

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Ok. This was funny while it lasted.

I'm out.

 

[OhMars]

I used to eat playdoh and smell people butts immediately after a fart. My cousin started that shit.

I remember the day I said enough was enough, my cousin told me to smell her butt as she farted. I sat there and let her fart and that shit burned my nostrils and I think I went numb for a second. I never did that again.

Kandy the funniest. Give her the crown next year.

She said she went numb from the methane ????

 

[Sony Montana]

Continue

Nah lol

 

[Loquacious]

I’ll tell some more when more people expose themselves.

 

[Meeks]

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Lmaooooo don’t judge me babe ??

 

[illestni99ainne]

Only thing I got I used to think pepto bismol was delicious and would just drink that shit even when I wasn’t sick

 

[Sony Montana]

lol niggas too cool for school even when they was kids

 

[konceptjones]

Went into the toilet, Picked up my shit with my bare hands .and just squeeeeezed

 

[iamtheville]

Explain breh??

I thought it would help my dick grow bigger

 

[wadupdoe!313]

Smell the couch when someone got up for a fart smell lol

 

[konceptjones]

put Lawry's on buttered toast.

 

[BRIAN B.]

lol niggas too cool for school even when they was kids

nah

jus never literally grabbed my own shit or smelt asses


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