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King Freeman
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Share your most embarrassing moments that were completely your own dumbass fault.
I just posted my storyAyo.. @bluntedsultan
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you a lil too liberal wit that lol button and no contribution
I'll make this brief and to the point.
I paid for a trip to mexico to get the family out of the house so I could get some pussy.
Cheated on ex wife with her assistant.
Fucked her in our bed.
Assistant fell asleep and pissed in our brand new $5000 mattress.
Got caught trying to replace the mattress after delivery man came back a day later bcuz he dropped his ID badge.
Had to buy the ex a custom Denali for her to finally forgive me.
Fucked up part is we were never the same bcuz I couldn't trust her bcuz I felt like she was gonna get me back by fucking somebody else outta revenge. She never did but the threat was there and I couldn't live with that.
It was my birthday and me and my dudes go out drinking and smoking. I’m fucked up and we decided to go get some food from this late night hole in the wall spot. We inside the spot and I gotta piss bad as hell. Go to the bathroom and it’s out of order.
I’m like fuck it imma go behind the building. Yo I swear I was behind the building but in reality I was pissing in the middle of the street. Cop pulls up and gets on loud speaker.
hey when ur done pull out ur id. I’m looking around like who he talking too then realize he talking to me. I finish and try to explain myself. He like are u driving? I’m like nah. He gives me a ticket.
next day my wife washing my clothes and finds the ticket. She starts bugging out. I call my people’s and the story above is what he told me. I don’t remember the shit but it must be true. It’s embarrassing think I was that drunk.
Pissed?I'll make this brief and to the point.
I paid for a trip to mexico to get the family out of the house so I could get some pussy.
Cheated on ex wife with her assistant.
Fucked her in our bed.
Assistant fell asleep and pissed in our brand new $5000 mattress.
Got caught trying to replace the mattress after delivery man came back a day later bcuz he dropped his ID badge.
Had to buy the ex a custom Denali for her to finally forgive me.
Fucked up part is we were never the same bcuz I couldn't trust her bcuz I felt like she was gonna get me back by fucking somebody else outta revenge. She never did but the threat was there and I couldn't live with that.
I'll make this brief and to the point.
I paid for a trip to mexico to get the family out of the house so I could get some pussy.
Cheated on ex wife with her assistant.
Fucked her in our bed.
Assistant fell asleep and pissed in our brand new $5000 mattress.
Got caught trying to replace the mattress after delivery man came back a day later bcuz he dropped his ID badge.
Had to buy the ex a custom Denali for her to finally forgive me.
Fucked up part is we were never the same bcuz I couldn't trust her bcuz I felt like she was gonna get me back by fucking somebody else outta revenge. She never did but the threat was there and I couldn't live with that.
Wrong. She was terrified of dogs. We couldn't get one until she moved out.This one of the most expensive L’s I ever seen. And it was easily avoidable.
All you had to do was go buy a puppy, tell them it was a surprise for when they came back, and then blame the pissy mattress on him.