I got my coffee barista girlfriend and she's cool and just as good looking as any girl I would pay.
But she's annoying because I can't just turn her off or press pause.
Y'all got wives, none of y'all can be like, "I wanna go on break and not talk to you for 3 months" and not have it be a nuclear level issue. With sugar babies, you can do that and it's no big deal.
I get these winter girlfriends just so I won't become a complete degenerate. I go on celibate for the same reason.
And all of it is annoying after 3 months because it's work. You gotta learn about the other person, explain yourself, compromise, explain, forgive, forget, obey, listen...it's a lot of shit.
I applaud other human beings that wants to be in the intimate presence and space of another human being.
I just like good looking things.