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ZMaKEa

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I am getting old. Used to be able pull out and be confident.

Now I am having second thoughts about everything.

Those second thoughts and doubts are not your conscience, but future self, giving you a warning.

Bih said, why you tripping, I can't get pregnant and you pulled out and didn't even nut.

I took that walk of shame to the store. I wasn't taking my chances with fate.

I am too old to fuck. I don't need no god damn kids and I am too paranoid. I'ma get snipped.
 
ZMaKEa said:
I am getting old. Used to be able pull out and be confident.

Now I am having second thoughts about everything.

Those second thoughts and doubts are not your conscience, but future self, giving you a warning.

Bih said, why you tripping, I can't get pregnant and you pulled out and didn't even nut.

I took that walk of shame to the store. I wasn't taking my chances with fate.

I am too old to fuck. I don't need no god damn kids and I am too paranoid. I'ma get snipped.
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ZMaKEa said:
I am getting old. Used to be able pull out and be confident.

Now I am having second thoughts about everything.

Those second thoughts and doubts are not your conscience, but future self, giving you a warning.

Bih said, why you tripping, I can't get pregnant and you pulled out and didn't even nut.

I took that walk of shame to the store. I wasn't taking my chances with fate.

I am too old to fuck. I don't need no god damn kids and I am too paranoid. I'ma get snipped.
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Im jackin this
 
Chicity said:
How much it cost you?

Asking for a friend
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Bruh, she was like oh, I don't need to mess up my hormones and blah blah, I am on my period.

I don't want a kid, you don't want a kid, fuck do you mean?

And she was like, well you finished inside me before and I didn't get pregnant.

So I was like, I really went gotta argue with a got damn woman about safe sex practices. This bitch is a kamikaze. She'll fuck all our lives up for nothing.

And I didn't even fuck her more than 5 mins total because I came to my senses. I told her we ain't fucking no more after she came. I didn't. I got pornstar control. But I was couldn't tell if I orgasmed cause I am so fucking old.

Something didn't feel right, like future me was coming through the multiverse, giving me a warning.

I told her if I was a multi-billionaire, I would give a woman a billion dollars not to have my baby.

The deal is sealed under NDA, but I decided kamikaze women out there are strong negotiators that don't give a fuck.
 
ZMaKEa said:
Bruh, she was like oh, I don't need to mess up my hormones and blah blah, I am on my period.

I don't want a kid, you don't want a kid, fuck do you mean?

And she was like, well you finished inside me before and I didn't get pregnant.

So I was like, I really went gotta argue with a got damn woman about safe sex practices. This bitch is a kamikaze. She'll fuck all our lives up for nothing.

And I didn't even fuck her more than 5 mins total because I came to my senses. I told her we ain't fucking no more after she came. I didn't. I got pornstar control. But I was couldn't tell if I orgasmed cause I am so fucking old.

Something didn't feel right, like future me was coming through the multiverse, giving me a warning.

I told her if I was a multi-billionaire, I would give a woman a billion dollars not to have my baby.

The deal is sealed under NDA, but I decided kamikaze women out there are strong negotiators that don't give a fuck.
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How much did you pay her to take it?
 
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