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IP360: The "Things that grinds your gears" Thread

People who dunno how to get the fucc off the phone!!! COT DAMN!!

Did you not hear me say "Aight lemme go and get off this phone"...so why in THEE FUCC do muthafuccas start a whole nutha long azzz conversation???

HANG DA FUCC UP! DAMN!
Muthafuccas who talk like they slow when they call!

Get da fucc off my phone if yo azzz can't open your mouth to speak coherent words

Damn b, you might wanna start texting niggas. lol
 
Another phone gripe...

People who dunno how to hang the damn phone up!!!

COT DAMN!!! How hard is to put the muthafucca back on the receiver??? A monkey wit down syndrome and no hand can correctly hang the phone up!

I swear humans are the bane of my existence
 
When you say something to someone that they don't like or if you don't agree with them and they go "YOU MAD!!"

What? Why do I have to be mad though? That is so damn annoying.
 
if you are having a debate, whether friendly or on some "i dont fuck with you" type shit, and the person cant think of a good rebuttal, and the person gets personal by talking about real life stuff, legit threatens physical harm to you or starts calling your gay/homophobic slurs, then they are mad

disagreeing with someone's pov and saying they are mad is using it in the wrong context
 
if you are having a debate, whether friendly or on some "i dont fuck with you" type shit, and the person cant think of a good rebuttal, and the person gets personal by talking about real life stuff, legit threatens physical harm to you or starts calling your gay/homophobic slurs, then they are mad

disagreeing with someone's pov and saying they are mad is using it in the wrong context


Translation: The IC
 
When you talking to someone on the phone and they smoke detector keep beeping but they never know what it is... (GhettoImmunity)
 
I kind of hate when certain people call me without texting first. It's only because they are already annoying to me so....ugh.
 
New mothers who bring their newborn child to work to show their coworkers! The same people whom you caught the cold...the flu...ebola the year before.

Why
 
Muthafuccas who got you on speaker phone...but be tryin to talk you when they're half down the room or hallway.

Then have the AUDACITY to get mad at you when you tell them you can barely hear their azzz!
 
Muthafuccas who got you on speaker phone...but be tryin to talk you when they're half down the room or hallway.

Then have the AUDACITY to get mad at you when you tell them you can barely hear their azzz!

Cracking up!!!
 
When people know they're sick and refuse to stay home

got an assignment last night with this old cac, and for reasons still unknown to me, i took him up on his offer to carpool to the school. At the time when he offered, he wasnt sick. I heard through the grapevine he was sick this weekend, but forgot all about it.

I assumed he was well enough or completely cured to be able to ref last night, but when we got in the car, he was coughing up something serious.
I was on edge the whole time
 
When you take ya glasses off and forget where you put them, but you need them to find them ...then you remember where they at after minutes of looking for them!
 
When you take ya glasses off and forget where you put them, but you need them to find them ...then you remember where they at after minutes of looking for them!
i got like 3 pair in different places around the house now b/c of this
 
Niggas that got 3 teams per sport.

"yea my cowboys fuckin up right now , but my Patriots lookin good"


:tuh:
 
Niggas that got 3 teams per sport.

"yea my cowboys fuckin up right now , but my Patriots lookin good"


:tuh:


I got a coworker like that.

I thought this dude was a die hard Bengals fan. Then outta the blue last season...he a Cowboys fan also when it was the Dak & Zeek show.

Talmbout he always been a Cowboys fan but support the Bengals cuz his wife's family are fans...

:smh:
 
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I don't like funny style shit. If u don't rock with me, let it be known. Fuck from round me with that wishy washy shit.
 
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