IP360: The "Things that grinds your gears" Thread

When i'm driving down a 3 lane highway and 3 sons of bitches decide they all need to go the same speed so I cant pass anyone. Shit makes me furious!
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This coincides with when a mufucka flash his lights on you because he wanna pass you but I'm already doing xxx...fucking minivans
 
when chicks wear tight ass clothes in a professional setting and make it seem like no matter what they wear you gonna see their curves....

when my wife who has more curves than them pulls the shit off daily....

i've yet to see a chick with bigger breasts or wider hips than my wife making these absurd claims....
 
when chicks wear tight ass clothes in a professional setting and make it seem like no matter what they wear you gonna see their curves....

when my wife who has more curves than them pulls the shit off daily....

i've yet to see a chick with bigger breasts or wider hips than my wife making these absurd claims....

Attention is like an addictive drug to some
 
People who dunno how to get the fucc off the phone!!! COT DAMN!!

Did you not hear me say "Aight lemme go and get off this phone"...so why in THEE FUCC do muthafuccas start a whole nutha long azzz conversation???

HANG DA FUCC UP! DAMN!
 
When my patients are supposed to pay attention to me and not there phones. I feel like telling them this is a scheduled appointment and if they don’t want to comply with what I got for them they need to get out my face so I can work with someone who does take it seriously.

If I have an appointment I’m not gonna tell my doctor oh hold on gotta respond to my texts.

Like wtf

Put your damn phone away...
 
Muthafuccas who talk like they slow when they call!

Get da fucc off my phone if yo azzz can't open your mouth to speak coherent words
 
People who dunno how to get the fucc off the phone!!! COT DAMN!!

Did you not hear me say "Aight lemme go and get off this phone"...so why in THEE FUCC do muthafuccas start a whole nutha long azzz conversation???

HANG DA FUCC UP! DAMN!
Muthafuccas who talk like they slow when they call!

Get da fucc off my phone if yo azzz can't open your mouth to speak coherent words

Damn b, you might wanna start texting niggas. lol
 
Another phone gripe...

People who dunno how to hang the damn phone up!!!

COT DAMN!!! How hard is to put the muthafucca back on the receiver??? A monkey wit down syndrome and no hand can correctly hang the phone up!

I swear humans are the bane of my existence
 
When you say something to someone that they don't like or if you don't agree with them and they go "YOU MAD!!"

What? Why do I have to be mad though? That is so damn annoying.
 
if you are having a debate, whether friendly or on some "i dont fuck with you" type shit, and the person cant think of a good rebuttal, and the person gets personal by talking about real life stuff, legit threatens physical harm to you or starts calling your gay/homophobic slurs, then they are mad

disagreeing with someone's pov and saying they are mad is using it in the wrong context
 
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