If you woke up from a coma after 20 years what would be the most surprising thing someone could tell you?

Cars still don't fly.
We ain't been back to the moon yet.
Clearly Canadian left and came back and still tastes the same.
The McRib is still a thing.
Donald Trump is president.
We had a Black president.
 
Am I waking up in 2045?

Or are you saying I been sleep since 2005 and just woke up?
 
I'd be happy my mom's still alive.

I would have never met my wife or has kids... But I wouldn't know.

I'd laugh that trump was president.

I'd take a moment to mourn all the people that died during that time.

I'd be surprised that the whole Obama thing happened and they didn't kill him...

And I would need a smart phone immediately.
 
2005?

Damn.

I just realized this was my 20th anniversary of getting my undergrad degree.

Fuck, I am old.
 
2005 was a pretty dope time for me. I was still at TSA. I'd definitely catch up with all my TSA peeps
 
That people can't function without a phone in their hand.

Like if I woke up suddenly from a coma, if there were people in the room with me when it happened, there would be a delayed reaction bcuz them niggas were on the phone and didn't see me awake bcuz they were checking for memes.
 
Lebron went to 10 NBA finals??

Wait, he lost 6 times???

He teamed up with Wade Allen and Bosh???

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