If you woke up from a coma after 20 years what would be the most surprising thing someone could tell you?

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-Zunes and ipods vanished
-House phones vanished
-Theres a Kennedy that lost his mind and all respect
-They got the Pied Piper
-Aliens haven’t made an appearance and killed us all yet
-Cable became irrelevant everybody got a streaming app now
-You can pause/rewind live tv
-Everybody's trying to be Ricki Lake now w/ podcasts
-Couple hundred bucks will buy you a big ass tv
-Fridges got tablets in them.. wtf is a tablet you might ask lol
-Bbls became a thing and then stopped being a thing


Go back to sleep fam shits mad weird now your better off in that como
 
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That after homos pretty much got equal rights that they deserved, they went too far and started the pronouns/gender switching garbage

The Pink Mafia basically tried to strong arm gender identity and force their evil agenda on the planet
 
  1. What people consider Hip-Hop music sounds like how we used to freestyle in the 8th grade banging on tables
  2. We had a black president
  3. Trump is our current president
  4. Black people are in the same predicament as we were in when I went into a coma (even after a black president)
  5. People spend most of their time online, glued to their phone
  6. The amount of women openly in sex work
  7. Young people becoming millionaires not because of overwhelming talent but social media
  8. All my dudes that passed
  9. The fact I was in a coma for 20 years
 
That Trump is president. Not the guy who was on Howard Stern talking about stripper titties and how fine his daughter is and the guy who had a game show. I would be legit shocked
 
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