I’m __ and I can’t ____

[Loquacious]

im chef Ramsey wit that airfryer nye.

I be chefing some shit up

Ima put that on my housewarming wishlist.

 

[IP360]

I'm 43 and I can't change the oil in a car.

My patience is limited when it comes to all things car maintenance.

 

[iamtheville]

I'm 61 and I can't get it up anymore. Even with viagree

 

[mike030270]

I know how to make it. However, I often times forget I’m cooking.

I don’t eat much rice as it is. So I figured I can slide through life never getting it right.

90 second rice are great

 

[mike030270]

I'm 31 and I can't dance

 

[Loquacious]

I'm 31 and I can't dance

A lot of white people can’t.

 

[Baldheadlogic]

I’m 29 and I don’t know how to cornrow :kanyecry2:

 

[Mooney]

I’m 38 and I can't really swallow pills (pause)
- open my eyes in water either (OP)
- and I still sometimes mess up the -ei- when spelling shit but if I spell receiver it corrects me

 

[illestni99ainne]

Oh yeah I can’t dance. Straight up this if someone can get me on the dance floor