Lawd have mersaaaayThis shit got my stomach bubblinā.
Lawd have mersaaaayThis shit got my stomach bubblinā.
Lol not even going there with you of all posters. We know you don't like pussy.
Say what now?Your tongue should never come into contact with another personās genital regionā¦
.. Regardless of how long youāve known them.
WTF is wrong with yāall?
I never have but I could go first night if I get a finger test off.
If she dirty she dirty. Time doesn't really change that.
Story I'll regret sharing later time...
I fucked a chick I was dating on her period before. $40 uber to get there, ordered some food, her roommate cool so I break out some blow and right when im ready to get to it she wanna put on the titanic talking about "let's cuddle" cause she on the reds. Like nah I'm high and horny af we fucking. We both freaks so after running top she asked me to eat it and... I obliged. Went crazy on her shit. Went in the washroom after we finished and I looked like a vampire. Period all on my face, beard and my run dmc shirt. I looked absolutely fucking nuts lmaaooo.
I was high lol. Shit happens. We get freaky on this side.
Iswis mama.
She had to push my head outta there. Had them legs shaking. Then I went to pound town.
Low key, blood and all it was a proud moment. She was wrecked.
You know when you doing the walk of shame but you know you did that shit?
Walked out that lil basement apartment like I was HIM. Couldn't tell me nothing.
Real niggas know.
No. I donāt like NASTY pussy, you fuckin uncivilized heathen.Lol not even going there with you of all posters. We know you don't like pussy.
I've never licked or sniffed a booty hole in my life. While im in here giving yall a piece of the memoirs know that.Bet that booty wind was just awful.
If you don't see the irony here brother...No. I donāt like NASTY pussy, you fuckin uncivilized heathen.
I've never licked or sniffed a booty hole in my life. While im in here giving yall a piece of the memoirs know that.
Wasn't you just telling us yesterday niggas had you scared to wash your own ass?
Too soon buddy. Too soon.
i guess i donāt go fast enough or have a bad sense of smell, cause i never smelt no doo doo windYou ain't gotta sniff or eat it to catch that wind when you giving backshots.
And no, that was not me. Don't put that bullshit on my name.
My nigga...I never have but I could go first night if I get a finger test off.
If she dirty she dirty. Time doesn't really change that.
Story I'll regret sharing later time...
I fucked a chick I was dating on her period before. $40 uber to get there, ordered some food, her roommate cool so I break out some blow and right when im ready to get to it she wanna put on the titanic talking about "let's cuddle" cause she on the reds. Like nah I'm high and horny af we fucking. We both freaks so after running top she asked me to eat it and... I obliged. Went crazy on her shit. Went in the washroom after we finished and I looked like a vampire. Period all on my face, beard and my run dmc shirt. I looked absolutely fucking nuts lmaaooo.
I was high lol. Shit happens. We get freaky on this side.