How do you wipe your ass?

[Eartha Clit]

Pussy ass nigga!

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

:scust2:....not this shit(no pun intended) again.

 

[g-dog-ona-flytip]

:bruh1:not this again! I thought we left this shit behind over in AHH.

 

[MzKB]

Why not bring this thread back up now that there are more people.......
sitting down using baby wipes
when I am overseas I use the spray joint...it's magnificent!! So fresh and so clean!!

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

You need more poll options.

Do you wipe up or down or sideways?

Do you visually inspect the toilet paper after wiping?

 

[SneakDZA]

how the hell is it even possible to wipe your ass standing up? do you guys walk on all fours? as a human being that just seems like a recipe for disaster.

 

[808HiLife808]

 

[Meeks]

I can't wipe my ass standing up first off... How are you even getting it all? Butt too big for that.

I always look at the tissue/wipes when I wipe my ass.
I will never be satisfied with just wiping my ass though. I have to either follow up with washing up or taking a shower.

 

[Race Jones]

I use wipes tho thats for sure

Im starting to hate toilet paper more and more

 

[MzKB]

For those that stand up to wipe do you

A: Stand straight up so your butt cheeks touch and the shit is mushed together like mashed potatoes and then wipe?
B: As your standing up use one hand to spread the ass cheek to the side so it doesn't mush together like mashed potatoes and wipe with the other hand?
C:Use both hands to grab your ass cheeks apart and then rub the mushed mashed shit on a any object available?

:damn3:

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

I use wipes tho thats for sure

Im starting to hate toilet paper more and more

I can't wipe my ass standing up first off... How are you even getting it all? Butt too big for that.

I always look at the tissue/wipes when I wipe my ass.
I will never be satisfied with just wiping my ass though. I have to either follow up with washing up or taking a shower.

Am I the only one who was turned on by these 2 posts?

 

[Yhwhcity]

I said this on the ic

I WAS. a stander for mosT of my life. I thought i was fairly clean but honestly sitting down gets u cleaner. Just talking from experience

 

[konceptjones]

every nigga in here that stands to wipe, this is what you're doing to the environment:

 

[konceptjones]

For those that stand up to wipe do you

C:Use both hands to grab your ass cheeks apart and then rub the mushed mashed shit on a any object available?

that visual go me legit crying over here.

 

[The Idiopathic Clown]

Lmao y'all really don't know the fights this caused in the ic. Friends, brothers, mothers, fathers, daughters, all became enemies. It was union vs confederacy all over again.

 

[OriginalMan!]

i wanna make a few milli inventing baby wipes tht r fr flushable. i talked to so many plumbers who sayeven the flushable 1s aint

i will change that n yall will be my first customers

Flushable wipes already exist and are smooth

 

[AP2.5]

word on the street is that flushable wipes really arent flushable at all as they do not break down in the sewer system

im bout to look into the joint @OhMars posted on the first page

 

[Englishdude]

Wipe sitting down like a civil human.

Hope none of you ladies wipe back to front

 

[AP2.5]

The muslim market is already cornered by theses things

Do my nose hairs count?

@OhMars, what's this called

 

[FakeOhMars]

@OhMars, what's this called

Hand held bidet