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Allergens
Me I'm Supa Fly
Yooooo...lemme tell you a story
So I go to this house cause a female customer calls in and says her VOD doesn't allow her to order movies. Usually it's a signal issue, so I check everything and I can't find nothing. So i figure it's a bad box and replace the box.
Still the shit won't work, I call my dispatch and they say the account is locked due to a exsessive amount of movie orders. I ask them for what, and she says adult movies. So the lady is at work, and only her kids are home. 1 of em 18, one of em 16, and the other 13.
So I tell her that someone is ordering adult movies and the company froze the account. She flips out and denies it, calls me and the company all kinds of names and says her husband is coming home from work to get to the bottom of it.
In the meantime she calls her son's cell and tells him to put it on speaker so she can speak to all of them and she's ripping them. Calling them nasty this and that. And they are denying it and shit.
20 minutes later the dad shows up, he's going off on the kids wit the wife on speaker.
The 13 year old says, hold up. We don't even know the code to order movies mama, you never told us...
The mom gets quiet...
The father like
Yooooooooo, that shit was so funny seeing and hearing her finally realize it was the father and this nigga came home fronting and blaming his son's
OldThoT
Thot'ing On Top the World
That happens quite often actually...
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konceptjones
The one between three and three.
Man when I got my first cable box in my name....
I couldn't wait to order cable porn....
The story is funnier if I act like I got all set up for it, but when I started making up the exaggerations...I was like nah I can't go out like that...
Let's just say when I was ready to watch shit was a let down... THEY DON'T SHOW NUFFIN....
Like you know the chick giving head, but you can't see shit... And all the angles be like soft core cinemax porn...
Ordering cable porn is a waste of money.... That's when I started buying them dvds
I couldn't wait to order cable porn....
The story is funnier if I act like I got all set up for it, but when I started making up the exaggerations...I was like nah I can't go out like that...
Let's just say when I was ready to watch shit was a let down... THEY DON'T SHOW NUFFIN....
Like you know the chick giving head, but you can't see shit... And all the angles be like soft core cinemax porn...
Ordering cable porn is a waste of money.... That's when I started buying them dvds
Allergens
Me I'm Supa Fly
Lol...that's me
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
Sheeit... We had the extra basic ass cable in my first apartment. We went down to the junction box to take the blocker cylinders off the line to my crib so we could get HBO and Showtime 'cause those were the only movie channels you could get with a "cable ready" TV.
Porn didn't make it's way into the crib until I bought my first VCR in '94. Copped that shit with my Best Buy employee discount and carried that bitch all the way home on the freight. That night I walked across campus to the smut store and rented some all Black porn flick and called my girlfriend up and told her to fall through.
... I still have that VCR too.
