EMBARRASSING SEX/DATING/RELATIONSHIP MOMENTS
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Dont drank out my drank, foo
not much for embarrassing sex....everybodys bumped heads or fell out the bed or some shit
we've done it all as embarrassing moments
cleaned each other's puke up
I had to wheelchair her back to our room at a resort once
she had to come find me and escort me back to our room in N.O. once (I was on the next street, same block)
I passed out in a restaurant before...she called paramedics and I refused help smh
we've done it all as embarrassing moments
cleaned each other's puke up
I had to wheelchair her back to our room at a resort once
she had to come find me and escort me back to our room in N.O. once (I was on the next street, same block)
I passed out in a restaurant before...she called paramedics and I refused help smh
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
I remember I was dealing wit this chick for a minute. Big chick but her pussy was FIYAH! It was a 45min drive, but soooo worth it.
One night I head over to crib after eating, and on the way there...my stomach was BUBBLING! The food I ate did not sit well at all. So when I finally got to her crib, my stomach is ready to explode. I'm chillin on her couch, talkin shyt to each other like we always did. The whole time tho...I'm trying my hardest to keep my stomach in check. Smh
My stomach settles down a lil, which puts my mind at ease...that didn't last. B/c ole girl finally came off her cycle and was ready to get it in. My stomach wasn't trying to hear that shyt. The instant I stood up...them bubble guts came back wit a vengeance like...
I stood there for a sec...then told her "I'm kinda tired. Imma head back. I'll come back tomorrow nite."
As soon as I pull off...
I swore I cut that 45min drive time in half. The Lord must've felt sorry for me, so he made sure no cops were around as I was speeding. Finally made it home...made a b-line to the bathroom...blew that toilet up like...
I think she knew what was goin on, which is why she was ok wit me coming back the next night. But maaaaaannnn...the way I blew that shyt up...I couldn't do that back at her crib. She probably would've banned me from coming back. Lol.
One night I head over to crib after eating, and on the way there...my stomach was BUBBLING! The food I ate did not sit well at all. So when I finally got to her crib, my stomach is ready to explode. I'm chillin on her couch, talkin shyt to each other like we always did. The whole time tho...I'm trying my hardest to keep my stomach in check. Smh
My stomach settles down a lil, which puts my mind at ease...that didn't last. B/c ole girl finally came off her cycle and was ready to get it in. My stomach wasn't trying to hear that shyt. The instant I stood up...them bubble guts came back wit a vengeance like...
I stood there for a sec...then told her "I'm kinda tired. Imma head back. I'll come back tomorrow nite."
As soon as I pull off...
I swore I cut that 45min drive time in half. The Lord must've felt sorry for me, so he made sure no cops were around as I was speeding. Finally made it home...made a b-line to the bathroom...blew that toilet up like...
I think she knew what was goin on, which is why she was ok wit me coming back the next night. But maaaaaannnn...the way I blew that shyt up...I couldn't do that back at her crib. She probably would've banned me from coming back. Lol.
Hater Hearst Helmsley
I AM THE GAME
Think I told this story on here but I farted one time when my wife was giving me head.
Fuckin Chinese food.
Fuckin Chinese food.
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Southern VA
OG
The time me and a girl were fucking in my car in the parking lot at Pentagon City. A cop came a knocking and I just knew I was going to jail. This cop (a brotha) told my lady that yo nigga ain’t hitting that right and gave her his card!!
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
My ex...GRHS...just sat on my meat...pause...wit her wet pussy. A brotha bussed 5sec after...
I wasn't even in her. It was then I realized raw dawgin wasn't an option. Lol