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COMMUNITY Dumb sh*t said at work

Wants a promotion but is told they need a degree to get it.

Gets passed over for promotion.

Asks why they didn't get the promotion.

Me:
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Busy day, hours behind, couldn't get in touch with my manager for the first 3 hours of my shift.....first thing this fool says when he sees me
Manager- "You into fantasy football?"
Me-"No"
Manager- "Oh ok, how have you been?"
Me- "I'm cool"
He is standing directly in front of my forklift during all this so I can't even finish my trailer.
 
I'm a network engineer and sometimes I have to work with desktop support (ds) to do tier 1 troubleshooting. So I get a high priority ticket and then get emails because the customer's computer can't connect to the network. I was told ds troubleshooted but need assistance from us. They are forcing me to have to go out there. I walk a few blocks near the white house. First thing I do is trace the ethernet cable to the port and immediately see the wire is badly cut to where the copper is coming out. I look at dude like "really?". That should have been one of the first things he should have checked. How are you DS and your knowledge is no better then the customer?
 
The following question is not out of the ordinary on a friday or thursday...

hey can you work saturday?

KILL YOURSELF..
 
UK people will relate to this
It's summer
"I can't believe it's so hot"
It's winter
I can't believe it's raining again

I get a hair cut walk in the office

" You get a haircut?"

This happens every time!!
 
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