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COMMUNITY Dumb sh*t said at work

Just a bunch of bullshit excuses for why they didnt show up to train...

You already signed the contract, I really dont care.
 
These crazy muthafuckas that work for me are gonna own this thread...and not even about work shit just dumb shit said at work

Example 1 said earlier today by “Wally” to “Mell0” (tha names have been changed to protect tha idiotic)

Wally (52 yr old married comically country nigga who going thru a midlife crisis): Aye Mello...I got a FLESHLIGHT that I only used once...I don’t like how it feel...you wanna buy it?? I think I’m gonna just breakdown and buy a sexdoll and rent out a storage shed by my house to keep her at...

Mello (32 yr old Jehovah Witness self proclaimed cornball originally from NY): Nope...I can see if you was trying to give it away but who gonna buy summin like that used from somebody?!

Me:

:huh2:

I really hate both y’all niggaz and I wish I could fire y’all over this conversation smh
 
Black_Samson said:
Bruh... I been running my own camps for a couple years now. The fuck you mean?

Why you think i dont be dropping knowledge in the forum like i use to?

Pay me.
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well bout damn time nigga.
i been saying the shit.
get on youtube too....get paid for the hits and advertising then get on instagram and pose like a hoe and get the chicks to follow you and make loot of the followers or hopefully you doing this already.

so congratz......but we still gonna scrap nigga
 
Black_Samson said:
Bruh... I been running my own camps for a couple years now. The fuck you mean?

Why you think i dont be dropping knowledge in the forum like i use to?

Pay me.
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i just thought it was b/c you were busy

but I C U pleighboi
 
DOS_patos said:
well bout damn time nigga.
i been saying the shit.
get on youtube too....get paid for the hits and advertising then get on instagram and pose like a hoe and get the chicks to follow you and make loot of the followers or hopefully you doing this already.

so congratz......but we still gonna scrap nigga
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Im getting there.
 
when I was working @ the gym this girl came in late for her shift and then says she's having a panic attack and asks if I can cover her

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when people walk up and start with: "Hey im not trying to be in your business but....."

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"Hey I know this is a stupid question but....."

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Word...Life said:
These crazy muthafuckas that work for me are gonna own this thread...and not even about work shit just dumb shit said at work

Example 1 said earlier today by “Wally” to “Mell0” (tha names have been changed to protect tha idiotic)

Wally (52 yr old married comically country nigga who going thru a midlife crisis): Aye Mello...I got a FLESHLIGHT that I only used once...I don’t like how it feel...you wanna buy it?? I think I’m gonna just breakdown and buy a sexdoll and rent out a storage shed by my house to keep her at...

Mello (32 yr old Jehovah Witness self proclaimed cornball originally from NY): Nope...I can see if you was trying to give it away but who gonna buy summin like that used from somebody?!

Me:

:huh2:

I really hate both y’all niggaz and I wish I could fire y’all over this conversation smh
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:dfbruh: this shit didn't show up in the interviewing process?


You need ZipRecruiter or something to get you some better employees.
 
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