Detroit Porch Pirate Lucky To Be Alive

[keemz]

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

Lmao that was smooth AF.

I'm glad no one was shot. Brudda needs new boys coz they jetted quick

 

[Ghost313]

Niggas left homie on stuck. Unc wasn’t playing no games about his package. Nigga came out with the rifle. ....Ah good ole home.

 

[Eartha Clit]

I’m mad his ride took off. I bet his ass won’t try that shit again. Not at that house at least.

 

[Ghost313]

No lie, I was expecting this to be about somebody trying to clip the nigga who stole shorty porch.

 

[DMorgan]

No lie, I was expecting this to be about somebody trying to clip the nigga who stole shorty porch.

Only appropriate response

 

[Eartha Clit]

How in the hell do you steal stairs?

 

[Banginscrew901]

I thought he was about to bust his ass walking up the driveway. About to lose his life all over some socks

 

[Banginscrew901]

How in the hell do you steal stairs?

If it ain't bolted down it can be stolen

 

[Ghost313]

Only appropriate response

It’s so coooold in the D. But our power still work when it’s no heat!

Too soon?.....Ok, I’ll take 5.

 

[DMorgan]

It’s so coooold in the D. But our power still work when it’s no heat!

Too soon?Ok, I’ll take 5.

 

[Chi-Town B]

It’s so coooold in the D. But our power still work when it’s no heat!

Too soon?.....Ok, I’ll take 5.

Insensitive

 

[Chicity]

Fair

 

[Eartha Clit]

If it ain't bolted down it can be stolen

Why the hell would you steal stairs?

 

[DMorgan]

Why the hell would you steal stairs?

Cheaper to have somebody steal you some steps than it is to pay a contractor to build you some steps

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

He lucky my guy didn't open fire.

Hopefully the thief learned to stop doing fuck shit like that

 

[Chicity]

He lucky my guy didn't open fire.

Hopefully the thief learned to stop doing fuck shit like that

He didn't

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

He didn't

You talking about the thief? Did he get caught trying it again, already? Damn. SMH

 

[Los216]

These niggas stole a porch

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chicity]

You talking about the thief? Did he get caught trying it again, already? Damn. SMH

Lol I'm just assuming