Detroit Porch Pirate Lucky To Be Alive

No lie, I was expecting this to be about somebody trying to clip the nigga who stole shorty porch.


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I thought he was about to bust his ass walking up the driveway. About to lose his life all over some socks
 
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He lucky my guy didn't open fire.

Hopefully the thief learned to stop doing fuck shit like that