Detroit Bman spends 30k lottery winnings on 20kchain only to be robbed at gas stations

[Dwayne]

Why the hell he buy a chain?

Told ya fam.

it’s flossing season

 

[OhMars]

Detroit niggas off I see.

 

[T. Sanford]

I'm not even from Detroit, but as a tourist, I would've robbed him myself lmao

 

[1/2]

on that note i honestly wouldnt have taken the shit for being real, just seeing him around the hood

but ol boy is obviously a chain connoisseur....probably been peeped him

its a lot of dudes walking around with big, pretty, hollow ass chains on tho

the bigger and darker it is, the more I think its fake lol

 

[Ghost313]

Detroit niggas off I see.

Just a lil bit

 

[SeaSnake]

Maybe dude had all is affairs in order.

just paid off his arrears

and said this is all minez

me and brother was thinking maybe the nigga a trucker got some extra bread or something he wanted to spend. Only way I could justify his purchase lol

 

[konceptjones]

"... I was lookin around making sure nobody ain't tryin' to get my chain..."

*in British accent*

"But they did get his chain..."

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

They got a british guy narrating the Detriot hood news?

Made it all the funnier

I was gonna comment on that.

just hella random and funny as fuck to me also.

LMAO

 

[Rainbowdildobuttmonkey]

Did he have the chain insured?

 

[SneakDZA]

"... I was lookin around making sure nobody ain't tryin' to get my chain..."

*in British accent*

"But they did get his chain..."

"Today on Lifestyles of the Hoodrich and Flagrant..."

 

[GOAT]

"... I was lookin around making sure nobody ain't tryin' to get my chain..."

*in British accent*

"But they did get his chain..."

Had the vibe of one of them nature documentaries

 

[SeaSnake]

Detroit niggas off I see.

lol bruh Midwest niggas different

 

[AP2.5]

Did this nigga yelp on camera?

What was that squeaking noise?

 

[Stomp Johnson]

God would want us to laugh at this unfortunate man.

 

[OhMars]

Did this nigga yelp on camera?

What was that squeaking noise?

Him screaming for help

 

[Inori]

lol damn... womp womp

 

[konceptjones]

Detroit Man Charged in Gas Station Assault and Robbery

DETROIT, MI - Jamal Tavon Irvin, 24-years-old, of Detroit, has been charged in connection with

www.miheadlines.com

got his ass.

 

[Dwayne]

Just rob a bank or checking cashing place lol.

 

[grYmes]

This some Chappelle Show shit I swear

:smh:

 

[OhMars]

Just rob a bank or checking cashing place lol.

Do you not see the difference in risks?