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Cremated or Buried?

I want to be placed in a small raft upon some kindling then set adrift while someone shoots a flaming arrow into the kindling and sets my lifeless body ablaze.
Thats a cool way to have them send your lifeless body away.

Never heard no shit like that.

Now I might want them to do the same for my dead ass. lol
 
BURY ME LIKE A MOTHERFUCKA G !


Per my nigga Jeezy...

'Pour out a little liquor, bury me in some Evisu jeans
A USDA top and a throw-away glock
Bury me a G, nothin more nothin less
When I get where I'm goin, I just gotta be fresh'

Boy them bars aged horribly, huh? Lol.

Anyway, I honestly don't care. Funerals and burials are for the living, not the dead. It's for THEM to say goodbye and for THEM to have a place to come and grieve. I'm for whatever is best for my family. Burn a nigga or bury a nigga. When I'm gone, I'm gone.
 
No, after your ashes have drifted into the abyss, every dime piece gifted the vial of semen must proceed to self impregnate and bear the offspring of Sir Lou Cypher of Alaska.
Correction, they will receive TWO vials of semen upon death. One to continue the legacy. One to keep around their neck in my honor to show their loyalty.
 
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