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[loud-ninja]

My left leg has the speed of a cheetah. My right leg has the speed of a sloth

 

[Tessai]

The ability to freeze time but you freeze too.

 

[Mooney]

The ability to super speed read books but your blind and cant understand braille

 

[Duwop]

The ability to read minds while you shitting.

 

[Mooney]

heightened ability to fight but only in bodegas

 

[Playmaker88]

I'm braniac yet I have Dorys disabilities

 

[Duwop]

The ability to understand other languages. But only speak it to others in that same language

 

[BRIAN B.]

The ability to not blink



no @5grand

 

[Mooney]

The ability to inhale all smog and air inhalants and exhale clean air but when you fart it 2x worsens what you inhaled originally

 

[Mr.LV]

Can sharpen pencils with my bare hands

 

[Playmaker88]

The ability to understand other languages. But only speak it to others in that same language

This but with baby gibberish we all want to know but you'll know but won't be able to tell the world

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[Tessai]

The ability to illuminate your finger like a flash light so you can see in the dark. However, it only works in a lit up area.

 

[Mooney]

The ability to scale tall buildings but you have a fear of downward motion

 

[Mooney]

Human Torch but the only way to disengage the flame is with gas

 

[KINGEC]

The power to hear animal thoughts only.

Basically this nigga

 

[OhMars]

Basically this nigga

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Weakest shit in the world. Hear dumbass animal thoughts

 

[loud-ninja]

I received powers from a radioactive worm. I lost my sight but in return, I was given super digging powers. And I can digest dirt without issue.

 

[Playmaker88]

Weakest shit in the world. Hear dumbass animal thoughts

You say that til a stingray decides to take flight while you are out boating.. Or a bear is lurking you..

Or Fuquans pit bull that don't bite catches you slipping and locks on to your locs.


:think3:

 

[OhMars]

You say that til a stingray decides to take flight while your out boating.. Or a bear is lurking you..

Or Fuquans pit bull that don't bite catches you slipping and locks on to your locs.


:think3:

Hearing thoughts wouldn't help shit lurking. And do you think animals have some profound thoughts, unless you could communicate back, that shit is useless.

 

[Whis Khalifa]

The Midas touch, but everything I touch turns into jello