Create A Useless Superpower. Go!

[Mr.LV]

Can make the entire planet dark,but only when you fall asleep

 

[deadeye]

The ability to drop down to 130 pounds............but only when I'm fucking a 300-400 pound SSBBW.


However, it doesn't work on any weight under 300.........or over 400 pounds.


And as soon as I bust, I gain all of my weight back.


Which would put me at 276.5 as of yesterday.


Haven't weighed myself today yet.

 

[OhMars]

The ability to turn women back to virgins only AFTER you fck em, and you can’t fck em again because your penis goes flaccid around virgins. So it’s the first time every time for the next nga.

This was super elaborate

 

[TheNightKing]

The ability to turn women back to virgins only AFTER you fck em, and you can’t fck em again because your penis goes flaccid around virgins. So it’s the first time every time for the next nga.

I'm opening a service - Born Again Virgin.

 

[Mr.LV]

Can hold you breath underwater for 2 hours only if it's less than 2 feet deep .

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

Ability to live without oxygen but only in outer space

 

[Tessai]

The power to believe it’s not butter.

 

[Tessai]

The power to teleport but it takes you right back to the same location.

 

[Remy_LeGermz]

The power to be able to get away with murder, but you're only capable of killing yourself.

 

[L3NU]

The power to teleport but it takes you right back to the same location.

This is lowkey a great power...imagine you about to get into a car crash or something....teleport out and then back in after the crash is over. If you really mastered it then you could dodge bullets too

 

[Tessai]

This is lowkey a great power...imagine you about to get into a car crash or something....teleport out and then back in after the crash is over. If you really mastered it then you could dodge bullets too

Or you could be stuck in a burning building and it takes you right back to same spot

 

[Tessai]

Eternal swamp ass. No amount of wiping nor washing will help.

 

[Mooney]

Bulletproof if im being shot at but if a stray bullet is shot from anywhere in the world I always get hit in the foot

 

[bluntedsultan]

The power to put people in a time loop, but i only put myself in a time loop

 

[bluntedsultan]

The power to read minds

but i can only read my own mind

 

[bluntedsultan]

The power to put on clothes as soon as i touch them

 

[The question]

The power to be able to get away with murder, but you're only capable of killing yourself.

Yo..ima fucking genius

 

[Playmaker88]

Yo..ima fucking genius

Kys

 

[The question]

Kys

See how I predicted the future?

 

[Inori]

See how I predicted the future?

not the re-emergence of "futureman" lol