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yall act like there's a switch to instantly correct behavior over night

parents have to constantly and consistently punish behavior they deem unacceptable..

whoopings aren't used for everything, but they have been used, and they are always on the table as a possible consequence for bad behavior......

get outta your imagination of thinking i'm killing my child every time he breaths wrong....he gets other punishments far more often than he gets whoopings.... but the threat of them is always present, and it does effectively get him into line.....

"do i need to get the belt?" is a question that immediately gets a response....

that's how i raise my kids......
 
"Come in here and show us that dance you and yo brother and sisters were all doing the other day" what its called again, the Cabbage Patches" Mama I'm sleepy, I got school in the morning


"Here, get out and wait in line, stand behind that man/woman and yo ass bet not let nobody skip in fronch you, while I go and park the car"


"We got leftovers again, heat up that rice and gravy up, I aint stopping no dayum where"

"Wait till yo daddy get off and ask his ass to take yall, I've been at work all dayum day I aint stopping at no dayum sto"


"Knock don't bring that shit home from yo school cuz I aint selling that shit and I aint buying no chocolate/doughnuts/liberty card, I aint got no money fo that"
 
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"Here take them off and put these on, let me see how these look on you" (I hated trying on clothes, I hated that shit)

"Go give me the phone from out the other room"

"If yall don't carry yall asses to sleep, I know something, Get up again"

"Look, you made me waste my dayum money on that shit and you didn't even eat/use the whole thing, see the next time I buy you that shit" LMAOOO
 
"Take/Get what you need wit cha cuz I aint coming back"

"I aint Travis/Brandon/Troy/Ray/Tac/ mama, I'm yo mama, you cut up again like that and watch what I do, you done lost yo dayum mind, out here choking dogs, the hellz wrong wit yall"

"Stand up str8 and let me wipe that cold out yo eye, yo aint clean yo dayum face boy" *mama dabs spits on her thumb and rubs my eye*

"Do I need to come up there and talk to yo teacher, Let me get another phone call/letter from her sayin you cutting up in class" LMAOOO

Love that woman mane..
 
"If you don't get cha ass up off this phone and carr yall fast asses to bed, it's past 11:30, pass yo bedtime, yo ass supposed to be sleep" Hey Marla Ima see you at school in the morning, my mama tripping LMAOO


"Sit yall asses still all that dayum jumping around, you see it's lighting outside"


"Look here, when I get off work, this house betta be spotless",


(Cuzins would spend the night or stayed with us) If I come home and something in my house is broke, Ima beat all yall asses, yall bet not be playing hide and seek in my house, Knock go get my jacket from out the dryer" *plays hide n seek still* LMAOO
 
Revolver Ocelot said:
Yeah even at a young age I always thought whoopings was dumb.

You love me, so you gonna beat me.?

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Uhhhhh...yup!

Yes...the whooping I got, I deserved that shyt. I didn't do a lot of dumb shyt, but when I did, yeah I had to take that L.
 
"Keep on here"


"Do it again and see what's gone happen" or she would just say "do it again"

Lmao Y'all just about covered it all, if I think of some more Ima be back
 
My mom is weird, she acts like a shiesty nigga from the Bronx. But at the same time acts like a hotep Oprah.

So her sayings were..

"If ifs and what's were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas"

"I didn't make you mad, I did something and you chose to be upset about it"

"That's the way the cookie crumbles"

"Play wit me..."

"I bet u don't..I bet you don't"
 
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