Black Mom's Favorite Lines

[Duwop]

 

[Loquacious]

Another that I belive is exclusive to my mom and grandma.

"You think fat meat aint greasy"

In my head I'd be like

Heard that.

 

[IP360]

My dad use to hit me with "It aint to late for an abortion"

*spits drink out*

 

[IP360]

*while whuppin my azzz*

"You better not cry either!"

 

[Golden]

*while whuppin my azzz*

"You better not cry either!"

not abusive at all

 

[Reesey]

"Don't write a check that your @$$ can't cash"

" I brought you in, I can take you out"

" If "If" was a fifth i'd be drunk"

 

[FakeOhMars]

If "If" was a fifth i'd be drunk

This some real old nigga shit

 

[Reesey]

This some real old nigga shit

I say that now and folks always laugh and make similar comments haha. OLD @$$ lol

 

[Judge Dread]

"don't thief and tell no lie"

 

[Chi-Town B]

"You better know that school work like you know those rap lyrics"

 

[Judge Dread]

Hard head = soft behind

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

"I ain't gotta do nothing, but stay black and die"

Them hitting EVERY syllable in the word when you was getting an ass whopping "DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO........"

 

[Golden]

spinoff: y'all plan on using any of these lines?

 

[Black]

When you ask for anything...

"People in hell want ice water."

 

[Duwop]

spinoff: y'all plan on using any of these lines?

i've been using more and more of them as time goes on

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

spinoff: y'all plan on using any of these lines?

I don't have any kids, but I use the "Do you got such-n-such money" line all the time wit my lil brother and my nieces and nephews.

I'm not gonna whoop my kids.

 

[Golden]

I don't have any kids, but I use the "Do you got such-n-such money" line all the time wit my lil brother and my nieces and nephews.

I'm not gonna whoop my kids.

very happy to hear that. fr.

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

very happy to hear that. fr.

Yeah even at a young age I always thought whoopings was dumb.

You love me, so you gonna beat me.?

:word?:

 

[Duwop]

Yeah even at a young age I always thought whoopings was dumb.

You love me, so you gonna beat me.?

:word?:

yup

 

[Duwop]

that little boy gets them whoopings....

i try not to over do it, but he is no stranger to the belt