Black Mom's Favorite Lines

[Goldie]

"When we get in this store, don't ask me for shit"

 

[Joshie Kahn]

Lil Me: Can we go to mcdonalds?

Mom: You got mcdonalds money?

That line was etherous to lil me

 

[Chi-Town B]

"Fix your face before I fix it for you"

 

[Lou Cypher]

my white mother has said the 2 things mentioned above as well.

 

[Goldie]

my white mother has said the 2 things mentioned above as well.

Has she said "lil nigga stfu"?

 

[FakeOhMars]

Im pretty sure only my mom/grandmother say this but

"You think cow horns dont hook"

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

I brought you into this world and I can take you out

 

[FakeOhMars]

I brought you into this world and I can take you out

My dad use to hit me with "It aint to late for an abortion"

 

[Goldie]

My dad use to hit me with "It aint to late for an abortion"

lmaoo ima use that

 

[Loquacious]

"Don't you see grown folks talking?"

"What I eat, don't make you shit!" Didn't understand that til I was older.

"Shut up before I give you something to cry about."

"If somebody hit you, hit they ass back."

"You better not miss that damn bus"

"Close the door, you letting my air out!"

 

[Loquacious]

"Because I said so!"

 

[Golden]

"If somebody hit you, hit they ass back."

This one! lol

 

[Black]

"Don't make me call you again."

"Go get me a switch."

"Get out my refrigerator runnin up my light bill."

"Oh...you don't believe shit stank, huh?"

"If I get up, it ain't gon be nan nice."

"Roll yo eyes and again and see what happens."

 

[FakeOhMars]

"Either you're inside or you're outside"

 

[BDP™️]

*calls you into her room from across the house*

"Hand me the remote"


:disnig:

 

[Old Man Cain]

"Either you're inside or you're outside"

This

 

[Judge Dread]

Idle hands/mind work for the devil. (Granny)

 

[FakeOhMars]

Another that I belive is exclusive to my mom and grandma.

"You think fat meat aint greasy"

In my head I'd be like

 

[Duwop]

Lil Me: Can we go to mcdonalds?

Mom: You got mcdonalds money?

That line was etherous to lil me

my little cousin posted a tweet that flipped it

mom: when you gonna give me some grandkids?
me: you got grandkids money?

 

[Duwop]

"ain't nobody to be mad at but yourself, cuz you know better"