Never been in a fight outside the dojo/gym. Almost shot somebody, but never a fight.
Unless my or someone in my family's life is in danger, I'm a pacifist.
I'm fucking dying at "rolled out the house". Imagine rolling down their driveway and they're watching you leave and you yell back "fuck both of yall!!" From the ground. Hilarious.Last fight I was in I was 35 and I got fucked up.
It was my 2nd ex-wife's 3rd string tight end husband.
For some reason, after bullying the big dummy, I thought I could also whip his ass.
I thought me just being an asshole to him from 100 miles away meant I could fuck my ex-wife on some spiteful lightskin nigga shit...
But he fucked my ass up. I loss the fight but I didn't lose the war.
I never actually thought another man could kill me with his bare hands until this big dumb country strong motherfucker punched me in my head and it felt like I was shot in the face.
I was 6'3 230, ripped, on steroids, he was about 6'6 260. I didn't even swing at him, I reached his throat and started strangling him. He swinging at me and I headbutt him about 5 times and he drove me through a fucking wall.
The fight lasted less than minute.
I'm on the ground, he gets up and I pulled my gun on him and told him, "Fuck you and that bitch."
His big dumb ass, said, "Why can't you just leave us alone? Leave me alone, leave me my wife alone."
He had a bloody nose and tears coming down his face.
My back was sprained, so I rolled out the house, crawled into my car and drove off.
For all my shit, it's very rare I get into a fight fight.@Duwop get in here and answer this question
Thisā¦ and Iām a lil ashamed about it, tbh.
Wasnāt much of a fight, more of a straightening. My sister came out from Atlanta to visit, and we had a lil function at one of my aunts house. Sinked up with some crip nigga she used to be with when she still lived out here, and decided to bring him over as a +1
She forgot to warn the nigga her auntie sonās wereā¦ NOT CRIPS.
He walk in the houseā¦ they donāt know who tf this nigga is. Funny part is he legit TRIED to be cool but at the same time tried too hard to let everybody know he wasnāt no bitch.
Spoiler alertā¦ he was .
But anywayā¦ one too many āMan to manā¦ā and āOn some real shit..ā ās and I think he could feel himself digging a hole, but couldnāt stop. Statements started getting too aggressive for my SUPER BLOOD cousin (the one who got multiple bodies) and he started stalking around like a pitbull ready to eat.
So I get my sister to get him outta there. She tryin to talk us down. He tryin to talk us down. Which made it worse, because you could start to hear the fear in his voice, but he just wouldnāt shut the fuck up.
My sister finally get him in the car, he still sittin there tryin to plead his case, instead of pulling off.
I see my rellie going for strap, so I just punched the nigga through the window, and he finally skrrrted off.
Felt kinda bad, but in the moment I was thinking I just saved his life.