ABW Roasts: Goldie aka Teddy Perkins

[Chicity]

I'll give 10mil to whoever @Teddy Perkins says is the funniest roaster

I'll take my money in small bills

 

[IP360]

I'll give 10mil to whoever @Teddy Perkins says is the funniest roaster

Aww shyt.

This nigga @Lurk Rambis bout to drop a 72 unfunny post combo until he drops a funny one.

 

[grYmes]

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Goldie was Cicily Tyson’s hand stunt double in The Autobiography of Jane Pittman!!

Nigga how you got fictional old used to be slave dead bitch hands my G?!

Nigga you a fool for that one! LAMO!

 

[Old Man Cain]

That nigga does have Crypt Keeper hamds LMAO..,... I'm dying

 

[Word....Life]

Goldie was diagnosed wit’ “degenerative carpal tunnel syndrome”, “early onset arthritis” and “chronic E.T. hands” at tha age of 17 DAYS...
He’s been fighting tha good fight since...but obviously getting his ass WHOOPED wit’ those frail Great Great Auntie hands....

 

[Inori]

Goldie was diagnosed wit’ “degenerative carpal tunnel syndrome”, “early onset arthritis” and “chronic E.T. hands” at tha age of 17 DAYS...
View attachment 48030 He’s been fighting tha good fight since...but obviously getting his ass WHOOPED wit’ those frail Great Great Auntie hands....

He courageously kept up appearances to distract the masses from his frail ass hand disease by rocking a golden ass choppa suit

 

[Playmaker88]

Dat basqiat fu schnicken lookin as motha lova rockin a monday night football blazer

Looks like he uses crystals for deodorant

 

[OhMars]

This nigga really thought he was tiger woods with that mustard ass jacket on

 

[IP360]

Goldie must've had a hand transplant and got the Fredrick Douglas package.

How you livin in 2018 with hands lookin like they from 1718?

 

[Word....Life]

In tha true essence of a roast:

We wouldn’t have this opportunity to come thru a spot and be complete and utter assholes (pause no homo on all that) if it was not for @Teddy Perkins...it takes a certain drive not everybody has to create and run a site that actually stays active wit’ some pretty cool e-folk...

And if for no reason else we should all be thankful because this could all be over wit 1 feeble snap attempt of a decrepit ass finger

Lmao

 

[Inori]

@Word.....life ... i dont feel so good..

 

[Zagreus]

This nigga goldie didn't comb his hair 5 years trynna be a backup dancer for weeknd and still failed smh

 

[Sony Montana]

 

[silverfoxx]

Goldie Momma don't love him.

 

[Benjamin E]

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[Big Lurko]

I got chu Du

This is getting weird fam...

 

[Big Lurko]

This requires too much work. Yall can have at it.

 

[Playmaker88]

 

[Goldie]

lol yall goin in

 

[Goldie]

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Goldie was Cicily Tyson’s hand stunt double in The Autobiography of Jane Pittman!!

Nigga how you got fictional old used to be slave dead bitch hands my G?!

lmaooooooooooooo this might be post of the month

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yoo lmaooo