ABW Roasts: Avi's

[IP360]

@1/2 head can be used as a flotation device in case of emergency.

If you combine @1/2 head with @Thor nose, you could cross the Mississippi River.

@King Du can smell my jokes coming a mile away, so I'll leave him be.

@IP360 look like he still relives the glory days of his one summer in the rec league. Fucking bum.

@Allergens the type of nigga that lie to kids just for the sake of lying. Ol, "yeah I know the Easter bunny. He owe me $20!" Knowing gawd damn well. He ain't have $20 to spare. Lying piece of shit.

@Kandycita look like she'll take a trip to the store just to steal random shit when she's bored. Like a pack of coffee stirrers or 9 volt batteries.

@AP21 look like he watches very specific interracial lesbian porn.

@BRIAN B. chews and smells his hair when he's nervous instead of doing drugs like normal people.

@Lea attempted to return a previously bought dress although there was clearly a recently and poorly cleaned semen stain on it. And had the nerve to get upset when she was denied.

This nigga look like he's been banned from all CVS's in his area for stealing tampons, and selling them on the black market.

 

[OhMars]

@Thor got his mythology mixed up. It should be a satry
Goat face ass

 

[Allergens]

Ip360 look like ya homie thats surprised that you mad that he smashed yo mama

"u telling me Mama's ain't in play"

 

[Dwayne]

@OhMars

Whats up with that hairline?

Curry cant even hit shots that far back

 

[Koltrain]

@BRIAN B.

 

[Dwayne]

@1/2

You gon allow @Allergens to use your head as his AVI?

Yoooooooooooooooo,..lol, this my next AVI

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[Maywood]

@OhMars

What are the Both Of U even Looking @ ?

Mars used to do Venus & Serena hair

Nigga Hair look like Coleslaw

This Nigga runs a successful babysitting service..

Mars is an Old Navy Model..

Juwanna Mann was loosely based on his Life

Mars auditioned as an inmate on Orange Is the New Black

My Guy!!!!

 

[Chicity]

@Lea attempted to return a previously bought dress although there was clearly a recently and poorly cleaned semen stain on it. And had the nerve to get upset when she was denied.

 

[Duwop]

Groovy wears woman's glasses and did shops in lady Footlocker.


They got better coolors

 

[Word....Life]

@OhMars

 

[IP360]

@OhMars

What are the Both Of U even Looking @ ?

Mars used to do Venus & Serena hair

Nigga Hair look like Coleslaw

This Nigga runs a successful babysitting service..

Mars is an Old Navy Model..

Juwanna Mann was loosely based on his Life

Mars auditioned as an inmate on Orange Is the New Black

My Guy!!!!

 

[Allergens]

Damn missed it who screenshot it?

I got chu bruh...here she go

 

[ChicagoFigure]

I got chu bruh...here she go

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The one and only @Allergens everybody lets show a round of applause

He'll be here all night mostly unpaid and lingering around the snack bar go say hello

 

[Allergens]

She looks like Regina Hall bruh

I'm serious

 

[ChicagoFigure]

She looks like Regina Hall bruh
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I'm serious

Aw shit my bad.

In that case, smash

 

[Oingo Groove]

Groovy wears woman's glasses and did shops in lady Footlocker.


They got better coolors

@King Du licks the condiment nozzles at fast food restaurants. He didn't actually purchase a meal, just had a taste for mayonnaise.

 

[Chicity]

@Goldie pay these out yo

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We gonna have a throwback team on deck in a minute

27 lol
50k

You look like Franklin's pops

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29lol
100k

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Goldie pay these out yo


27 lol
50k


29lol
100k

 

[Sh1t Happens]

@Chicity

Yoooooo!!!!!# dat fucka called him ebony maw lol

 

[AP3.0]

Bout to fof this

Great thread