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Lmao shut yo ol' Gumbi head shaped looking ass... i hate the dimensions of your head piece your shit remind me of them block monsters in super mario that used to piss me off

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I'm just playing haha why the long face Haf.. you fucking lego head neanderthal





You old enough to be Morgan Freeman uncle shut cho ass up

Cain look like Eric Gordon if he pressed the "simulate season" button 10 times... n said fuck it let's call it a career right here

Homie look like he performs R&B duets at retirement homes: The Last Heartbeats.

Nigga you look like every non break dancing nigga in the movie Beat Street wishing he could pop lock FOH.
 
@1/2 head can be used as a flotation device in case of emergency.

If you combine @1/2 head with @Thor nose, you could cross the Mississippi River.

@King Du can smell my jokes coming a mile away, so I'll leave him be.

@IP360 look like he still relives the glory days of his one summer in the rec league. Fucking bum.

@Allergens the type of nigga that lie to kids just for the sake of lying. Ol, "yeah I know the Easter bunny. He owe me $20!" Knowing gawd damn well. He ain't have $20 to spare. Lying piece of shit.

@Kandycita look like she'll take a trip to the store just to steal random shit when she's bored. Like a pack of coffee stirrers or 9 volt batteries.

@AP21 look like he watches very specific interracial lesbian porn.

@BRIAN B. chews and smells his hair when he's nervous instead of doing drugs like normal people.

@Lea attempted to return a previously bought dress although there was clearly a recently and poorly cleaned semen stain on it. And had the nerve to get upset when she was denied.
 
@1/2 head can be used as a flotation device in case of emergency.

If you combine @1/2 head with @Thor nose, you could cross the Mississippi River.

@King Du can smell my jokes coming a mile away, so I'll leave him be.

@IP360 look like he still relives the glory days of his one summer in the rec league. Fucking bum.

@Allergens the type of nigga that lie to kids just for the sake of lying. Ol, "yeah I know the Easter bunny. He owe me $20!" Knowing gawd damn well. He ain't have $20 to spare. Lying piece of shit.

@Kandycita look like she'll take a trip to the store just to steal random shit when she's bored. Like a pack of coffee stirrers or 9 volt batteries.

@AP21 look like he watches very specific interracial lesbian porn.

@BRIAN B. chews and smells his hair when he's nervous instead of doing drugs like normal people.

@Lea attempted to return a previously bought dress although there was clearly a recently and poorly cleaned semen stain on it. And had the nerve to get upset when she was denied.



@AP21 look like he watches very specific interracial lesbian porn.

:imdead:
 
SageWonder look like a colored composite sketch by police based on the memory of white man who doesn't quite remember what the black robber looked like.
 
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