ABW Roast: Kandy

[1/2]

I got the most play around 16-19

mostly older hood chicks

 

[IP360]

Kandy looks like the type of chick that walks in Walmart asking if they carry this...



Big Tre made bond so she wanted to cook a special dinner for her man.

 

[JUDAH]

You ol "A-re-ah-der-chee to you too" Nisi face ahh!


You ol reno 911 Deputy Raineesha Williams face ahh!

 

[Allergens]

Don't she look like a chick that would snap chat her way to a fight in 10 minute intervals?

4:00pm...heard that bitch wit Marcus at McDonald's

4:10pm...omw to pic up charlean, we gone jump dat hoe

4:20pm...picked up charlean, charlean say hi to everyone..(charlean) haaaaaaay

4:30pm...oooh bitch we coming, we coming

4:40pm...(breathing heavily storming around McDonald's with the face side camera that has a angle up her nose)...we she at Marcus?..that bitch in da bath room, that bitch in the bathroom)

4:50pm..(back of a squad car crying)

 

[1/2]

nah she really think she a cat

she got lead poisoning from scratching her scalp w/ pencils and rusty bobbi pins and shit

 

[Loquacious]

@1/2 lemme find out you low key couldn’t wait for this. You going in.

 

[1/2]

she gets a check but they let her hang around the school like she got a job

gave her a lanyard name badge and all

all the lunch ladies keep extra milks and shit for her

 

[KnowReasonForPeace]

I just want @Knowreasonforpeace to know regardless of how long this series goes on, his roast will stay on the first page cause I'm attacking him everyday

I may die during my roast but I'm haunting you in my afterlife b

Wtf did I do?

 

[1/2]

@1/2 lemme find out you low key couldn’t wait for this. You going in.

lmfao I love this shit i aint gone lie

posting or r/l im always up for laughs

 

[Inori]

when all this is said and done and @1/2 ends up shanked to death in an alleyway... and suspiciously has a well done cricut made shirt that says "you get what you get nigga" i will neither confirm nor deny that @Kandy did that shit

 

[Suckio Andretti]

I have nothing bad to say

 

[Allergens]

Man y'all wack for not going in, bet if she pic me that shit gone be 20 pages of insults

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Man y'all wack for not going in, bet if she pic me that shit gone be 20 pages of insults

That's the pic I been waiting for man....

 

[Duwop]

Kandy that type to habitually get in over her head....

Type to give her man like $300 to flip real quick... Then be sitting in the hotel trying to figure out a story after he got robbed

 

[Duwop]

She be the one to have a list on what restaurants we can't go to cuz of "reasons"

 

[Duwop]

You run into one of her ex's and them niggaz display all the signs of being abused

" What she sent you?!! She watching us now?!!? What you say your name was?!?"

 

[Loquacious]

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I have nothing bad to say

I was in NJ on this pic.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

I was in NJ on this pic.

Man fuck you

 

[Loquacious]

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Man fuck you

I’m telling the troof. Gotta go.

 

[Suckio Andretti]

Kandy that type to habitually get in over her head....

Type to give her man like $300 to flip real quick... Then be sitting in the hotel trying to figure out a story after he got robbed

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She be the one to have a list on what restaurants we can't go to cuz of "reasons"

You run into one of her ex's and them niggaz display all the signs of being abused

" What she sent you?!! She watching us now?!!? What you say your name was?!?"