ABW Roast: Kandy

[Mknight]

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Since apparently I’m “cheating”.

Are the first 2 pics from a few years ago and the last one the most recent pic of you?

 

[1/2]

^ yeah she definitely steals restaurant glasses

 

[Loquacious]

Are the first 2 pics from a few years ago and the last one the most recent pic of you?

Naw. Oldest pic is the last pic.

Second pic was two months ago. One before that a few months before that.

 

[Big Lurko]

I dont have it in me to roast a chick. I really dont.

 

[Loquacious]

Man did y’all ask all these questions in the other roasts?


Just roast already.

 

[Mknight]

Naw

So all the pics are recent? cause the last one looks like you might have took a ride in a delorean. You are still mad cute tho

 

[Loquacious]

So all the pics are recent? cause the last one looks like you might have took a ride in a delorean. You are still mad cute tho

Naw. Oldest pic is the last pic.

Second pic was two months ago. One before that a few months before that.

 

[1/2]

@Kandy look like she'll pistol whip you for touching her thermostat

I bet she sleep ugly

 

[Loquacious]

@Kandy look like she'll pistol whip you for touching her thermostat

I bet she sleep ugly

Lmfaoooo

 

[Big Lurko]

Let's get to @Chicity already. That nigga gon get this work lmao.

 

[1/2]

@Kandy shows up to every event early and leaves last so everybody dont look at her butt

 

[OhMars]

What kinda fuck ass hoodie is this bro. You go one draw string and that bitch a turtle neck. You not that crafty, you cant make your own clothes

 

[Goldie]

@Kandy shows up to every event early and leaves last so everybody dont look at her butt

lmaooooo

 

[1/2]

@Kandy gone be actin bourgeois in the club tonight, knowing she bathed wit a piece of soap like this

 

[Allergens]

I dont have it in me to roast a chick. I really dont.

Who's man's is this?

 

[Inori]

@Kandy look like she get offended when nobody wanna eat her potato salad at the cookout

 

[Loquacious]

@Kandy shows up to every event early and leaves last so everybody dont look at her butt

Lmaoooooooo

 

[Chicity]

I just want @Knowreasonforpeace to know regardless of how long this series goes on, his roast will stay on the first page cause I'm attacking him everyday

I may die during my roast but I'm haunting you in my afterlife b

 

[1/2]

@Kandy be cat calling young niggas in the mall by they waist size

"ayo, 34's.....you had lunch yet?"

 

[OhMars]

@Kandy be cat calling young niggas in the mall by they waist size

"ayo, 34's.....you had lunch yet?"

LMAO
And old hoe stopped a 16 yr old me in the galleria before. Shit kinda blew my mind